I am all that anything hopes to be.




I’m better than all the rest
I’m faster than Sonic X,




Stronger than the incredible Hulk,



Agiler than the spectacular Spiderman,




Smarter than the Best and Brain combined *



And I’m quite modest to.









I can do what you can’t



I boiled the Ifull Tour from scraps,




I caused the ice age when I sneed,



I melted the ice age when I pass gas,




I made the world flat,



Than when I got bored and made it round,




And I can even fly like an eagle in the sky.







I’m always right,




I can never be wrong



I have on floss,




And I’m the perfect human.




I made Buddha with my booty.




I am the one, the only one



That should be praised.




I’d peed and salted the sea,



And that’s why it’s so salty.




The last I bleed I broth forth man.



When I sneezed my snot formed mountains.*




FOR I AM LOI,



THE ONE… THE ALL POWERFULL!!