Everybody has a fantasy and each one varies. I would want to be a crazy old man. I would start off by doing little things like washing my cloths in the the kitchen sink and then drying them in the oven. Then i would make it look worse by ordering food and saying i don't like it because it taste like computer ink. This would be the most fun because I could get away with anything, and people would defend me by saying it's okay he's just crazy. I would be as free as a bird. I would drive through the drive through backwards and people would say it's okay he's just crazy. I could literally give my 6 year old grandson a box and say I thought it was a train set, and they all would it's okay, he's just crazy.