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I would like to teach you the game of soccer, a very good sport,
So please do not fly away or deport.
There are three positions you can play,
In that area you should stay.
The only body part you can’t use is your hands.
If you do, you will surely get banned,
Unless you’re the goalie where you use hands as you please
To block shots, hopefully with ease.
It’s good to wear shoes with plastic spikes,
Or you will fall like a bunch of little tikes.
So those are some rules on how to play.
If you’re interested, I’ll play you any day.