My Friend Crab

October 16, 2009
By , Lexington, SC
To my friend Crab,

Oh my dearest friend Crab,
I'm sorry for splitting your friend's body into pieces.
I'm sorry but I need her for my dinner.
Yes, she's your friend and important to you.
So do I. She's important to me too!
Pardon me for doing such a crime
But I'm sorry for she's mine now.
I love her like you do
She's fantastic and tasty too!

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