If I were in charge of the world
I’d cancel 5 days of school every other week,
Weekend homework,
And also projects.

If I were in charge of the world
There would be a miniature Germany in every state,
And everybody would speak German.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t have tests on Tuesday,
You wouldn’t have homework on holidays,
You wouldn’t have to wake up at 7am for school,
Or “go to extra help in the morning.”

If I were in charge of the world
A Ferrari would be $100.
All Silvester Stalone movies would be PG-13,
And a person who sometimes forgot to study,
And sometimes forgot to feed the Ferret,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.