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Tabasco
Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story
Of the hero unexpected and bold
When his fear grew, undiminishing
A worthy enemy, fiery filled tabasco
A simple chance to prove worth
A dare set, lack of genitals questioned
Show no fear, fright or defeat
Stare down the devilish terror tabasco
Prepare the spoon, prepare the test
The unprepared hero began his tasting journey
Sing, Muse, of the Hero’s quick defeat
The water could not penetrate such a beast
Up came the cruel fear (and the Hero’s milkshake)
Safely confined in a forever tainted cup
Dignity never regained, but God status attained
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