Ode To Mountain Dew

March 8, 2009
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O wondrous Mountain Dew,
Ever since the day I encountered you,
It seemed that I was in a trance,
Of delight and sweet might,
And as hyper as a Tasmanian devil.

O wondrous Mountain Dew,
You've been stuck to me like Elmer's Glue,
All the while my craving gets stronger,
Especially when our parting is longer,
Oh, I can't think of that any longer.

O wondrous Mountain Dew,
You come in the colors red, green, orange, and blue,
'All with a unique flavor,
Green is in my favor,
Every color you must savor.

O wondrous Mountain Dew,
When I go crazy you're the clue,
A percentage may say that they don't like you,
But they are insane,
Because you must always remember to Do The Dew!

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AliPants said...
Mar. 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm
You are one dedicated boy when it comes Mt. Dew. Fantastic job!
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