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My store is always open, twenty-four/ seven, just for you.
The doors will always welcome you, the lights always on.
You may come in and browse any time you wish.
If you found what you were looking for,
Come down to checkout aisle number one.
You will find me there, with a smile on my face, eager to please.
I'll ask if you found what you were looking for, no problems?
While I ring up your purchase, I'll answer any questions you may have;
'Yes we gift wrap, and no we don't deliver.'
I'll hand you the receipt and thank you for shopping with us.
Oh, and one more thing before you walk out those doors,
Make sure you read the fine print on the bottom of the receipt.
Once you do than you will see that my heart is nonreturnable, and there are no guarantees.
It doesn't matter if it is broken or damaged, or if the package is torn and you can't find a piece.
It won't matter if you still have the receipt there is no time limit, once you buy it is yours.
So before you walk into my doors and into my life, you should know that you can't return my heart or my love back to me.
It will be yours forever, and one day I might go shopping too.