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Hello! I Am A Lamp
Hello!
I am so very glad to meet you!
My name?
Oh... it doesn't matter!
Call me Billy or Marcia or Chase or Stef
Ann or Tim or Liz or Ruth
Call me whatever pleases you
Because once I've told you my name
(Beth Terry Margaret Lisa John)
You've already forgotten it anyway!
This I know!
So why bother?!
Well.
If you insist.
My name is Lamp.
Like the object.
Yep!
That's me.
Because though I say so
You will look at me like I am one anyway!
Like I am a Lamp.
About as sexually appealing as a peanut butter sandwich!
Unless you are a fellow
Who gets his kicks with peanut butter
And the neighbour's dog!
(Oh, yes, I have heard of you!)
I am as interesting as a glass of water!
As nifty as a saltine!
As pretty as a tube of toothpaste!
You know the song
That Nat King Cole
Sang with his daughter?
That song is about the Anti-Me
(Or should I say Anti-Lamp?)
Because I am so easy to forget!
I would tell you that I am a
Wallflower
BUT!
Flower denotes prettiness
And other good things
That people do not forget!
Therefore, if I said I was a Wallflower
That would be A LIE!
So
I am A Lamp
Your eyes will slide over me like air
(Like A Lamp!)
This I know
So go ahead!
Forget me!
I am only A Lamp
After all!
But remember, friends
That Lamps bring brightness and enlightenment
And have done so
From the beginning of
Time.
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