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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude


I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake





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AnonymousKidd said...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 10:58 am
I think they used "sick" in a good way like when you say " yo bro your car is sick." honestley i dont see who couldnt relate to this poem, it describes in the most exact way what most teenagers feel. but if it is the sick as in gross, then just stop hating!
 
AnonymousKidd replied...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 11:00 am
hey im new to this so sorry for posting this in the wrong place.
 
AnonymousKidd said...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 10:54 am
I love your Poem! I agree %100 with you, but it got a little redundant. Other than that it was BEAUTIFUL.
 
SaveTheUnicorns said...
Feb. 23, 2010 at 4:34 pm
awww i can relate to this!!! i'm christian too, and i support homosexuals 100%!! also, i am a huge yaoi fangirl, even though i'm straight. XD Never stop being you, and never yield to the narrow-minded assumptions of ignorant people!!! peace out!!!
 
Sunga said...
Nov. 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
u made up that poem!! cool i like yaoi too and i'm bisexual!! XDD nice poem!
 
Jennifer G. said...
Apr. 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Wow, you put so much depth into that poem. I really like it, and you made me think a lot about how a teens life is like. Youre poem relates to my personal life too.
 
roses.are.red said...
Jan. 3, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I LOVE it! you wrote wonderfully and totally gave me a lot to think about. thanks. (keep it up!)
 
kissable said...
Jan. 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm
dat poem is sick
 
Haley N. replied...
Sept. 8, 2009 at 4:37 am
@Kissable: Please think of feelings, it seems that the whole of someone's being has been writen out in a poem. If you have cretic, express it, but really, comments like yours are not nessisary.
 
AnonymousKidd replied...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 10:59 am
I think they used "sick" in a good way like when you say " yo bro your car is sick." honestley i dont see who couldnt relate to this poem, it describes in the most exact way what most teenagers feel. but if it is the sick as in gross, then just stop hating!
 
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