Test#1: To Be Admitted

January 4, 2014

Name: Only revealed if I get in

1. How many letters in the alphabet?(26)
I thought they were called characters, because that’s what they call them online.

2. How many vowels are in the alphabet?(5)
The amount it takes up to make a word.

3. Define Literature ( needless to say in your own words):

Literature is putting words down on paper and using your brain to turn them into something useful.

4. How many weeks are there in a year. (52)

I think you mean hours?

5. How many seas are there globally? (7 basic seas but there are subtypes)

I’m sorry maam, but I don’t know how to speak all the languages around the world. I quote “It is not a requirement for the student to know a different language.” All I know is that English has one c.

6. How many feet equal a yard? (3 ft)

Um... My feet don’t plan on growing that much. Also, if we think logically, no one has a feet equal to a yard.

7. How many degrees does a circle add up to? (360 degrees)

A circle doesn’t add up to anything. The only value in a circle is pi, which is purely irrational.

8. Define an adjacent angle.

An angle that is adjacent to another(duh). The angles look like the opening of a pages of a book before it is laid down.

9. Why did you voluntarily sign up for this test?

To pass it, and to maintain my yearbook picture for class clown.

This is not a real test, it's just a joke guys.

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