Oh, TJ! You wonderful entrepreneur!
You who created this magnificent store.
Oh Joe! You beautiful trader!
You who are known as trader Joe.
Every store
Aisle upon aisle of breathtaking delicacies
Affordable
Delectable
Improve the quality of life.
A dairy section screaming your name
When you walk past, as if you are
A rock star. Sugary treats bursting with
Healthy Ingredients; winking at you when you
Stroll past. Emerging deeper into the heart of this
Living, Breathing
Masterpiece of a store; no, not store,
Home;
One will stumble upon the miraculous
Selection of Cereal. Ahh, the cereal.
Vacant of Kellog's, General Mills
Only but the healthy selection of
Trader Joes' cereal.
WAIT!
There is still but more beauty to uncover...
the Sample Kiosk,
Table,
Anomaly.
This is the Heart of Trader Joe's, the Sample Table.
One bite,
sip,
taste...you will have bought it,
guaranteed.
Like a bird in a worm shop,
Like a child in a candy store,
Like a clown fish doing underwater stand-up comedy,
Somewhere o'er the rainbow,
There's me in Trader Joe's.