I am from PS3,
from Xbox 360 and laptop,
I am from wrestling,
from football and hockey,
with every pin and sack,
I am from working out,
from reading,
I am from Deuce,
from Eminem and LMFAO,
I am from Selena Gomez,
I am from Twizzlers,
From starburst, Lindt chocolate, and twinkies,
with the melting of the Lindt chocolate in your mouth,
I am from Spongebob Squarepants,
from Phineas and Ferb, and Family Guy,
I am from Give a Boy a Gun,
with every shot heard from them,
I am from “A Head full of rocks”
with every mouth that said it,
I am a lawyer,
WITH EVERY GUN BEING SHOT AT ME.