Brayden in the pot
Bony and tender munchies
Good eatings tonight.

Jimmy in the pot
Filling and tender munchies
Fine eatings tonight.

Kevin in the pot
Bitter yet pleasant crunchies
Super eats tonight.

Brayden still in pot
Getting nice and roasted
Just wait a little more.

Everyone getting hungry
And very very impatient
Maybe we eat raw?

Finally, food ready
Brayden, Jimmy, and Kevin
All nice and roasted.

Munchies make you strong
Fat people are proud and strong
We want to be fat.

At last we feast
Munch gnaw chomp; chew chew swallow
Smack lips in delight!