Orange Juice

April 7, 2008
1 One day I got an orange,
and squished it with a door hinge.
Juice squirted out real fast,
I put it in a cast.

5 I took the cast to work,
I poured some on a jerk.
I mixed some juice with glue,
it made really sticky goo.

I threw some goo on my boss,
10 his name is Mr. Ross.
He doesn’t really care
(we pulled out all his hair).

My boss is really dumb,
he likes to suck his thumb
15 And this is all because,
of orange juice!

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