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Jorge and the Three Little Pigs

June 10, 2008
By Anonymous

Once upon a time there were three little pigs
One had a house in Iraq
One had a house in Afghanistan
And the Third Pig had a house in Iran
One day a big bad wolf named Jorge Bush came by and knocked on the first pig’s door
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in,” said Jorge
And the little pig answered, "No, no, I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
“Well,” said Jorge. “Looks I’ll have to invade your house to find my Waiver of Monthly Deduction (WMD)”
And the first pig’s house was brought down by inner turmoil.
Jorge went to the second house and knocked on the second pig’s door
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in,” said Jorge
And the little pig answered, "No, no, I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
“Well,” said Jorge. “Looks like I’ll have to invade your house to find my friend Osama bin Hidin”
And the second pig’s house was also destroyed by inner turmoil.
Finally the wolf went to the last pig’s house and knocked on his door
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in,” said Jorge
And the little pig answered, "No, no, I won't let you come in, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.”
“Well,” said Jorge. “Looks like I’ll have to invade your house to stop nuclear proliferation”
But the wolf’s invasion was prevented by the Navy Parachuting Team (NPT)
And the wolf was forced to end his journey after 8 years.


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