Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to tell you all so just sit here a minute
And I’ll tell you a day in my life as a Hogwarts student.

In Hogwarts academy I was always praised
Being the “chosen one” can make my fans all crazed
Chillin’ out and practicing some spells all cool
And playing some Quidditch outside the school.

With my marauder’s map I swore I was up to no good.
And started makin’ trouble in the neighborhood.
But then Snape found out and got all mad
and said “You’re losing all your house points for being so bad!”

I whistled for the night bus and when it came near
It was a triple decker bus with shrunken heads in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this bus was rare
As long as I escape from dementors, I’m there!

I pulled up to the school around seven or eight
And I yelled to Stan that I’d see him later.
Looked at my castle, I was finally home.
I’m not the half-blood prince but this is still my throne.