First off let me say, “My geometry teacher is so weird!”
He breathes heavy, picks ears, and scratches at his beard
Grimy is an understatement if you get my drift
Upon my teachers shoulders are mountains of dandriff
I laugh at his face, he’s such a funny guy
He stares into the air and talks to himself, and I don’t know why
Lets say, he didn’t get out much as a child
But that’s no excuse to be obsessed with Taylor Swift
Is it now?
I can pick two words to describe him
It’s not twig or pole
The words that would come to mind would be, “Wide Load”
For my teacher’s future students, I hold you near
But now I’m just thinking about how I’m going to get through the year with this queer.