May 18, 2010
By Megs39 GOLD, Clarence, New York
Megs39 GOLD, Clarence, New York
18 articles 8 photos 3 comments

That offering was bogus,
I’d never eat that girl
If her father feared the prophecy
He could have sent her with pearls!
Maybe then I’d have considered
Taking her off his hands,
But until he starts sending valuables,
I won’t take a stand
In murdering people for their benefit;
That just isn’t me.
Penelope will have good intentions,
That much I can see.
Probably not
But who could ever top Helen?
Though she DID start the Trojan War
(which would make her a felon)
I apologize for any inconvenience I caused,
But your presence in my river? Against the law!
But no matter, it’s all been done
Nice knowing you, Penelope,
It’s been real fun.

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