Gal Dumps Hubby for Test Crash Dummy

January 19, 2010
By lazarev BRONZE, Mt Prospect, Illinois
lazarev BRONZE, Mt Prospect, Illinois
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She was always there
Talking, flirting
And with who?
The guy that was dumb like a rock
The guy that once said, “You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
She was always showing off her great body
With her tight pencil skirts
With her low cut shirts
With her neatly pulled back hair

I guess she had a reason to be there
Her husband was never home
Never cared for her
Never said I love you
But of all people she chose Bill?
No one thought Bill would go far in life
He only graduated from high school
And he was stuck being a car test crasher

But I guess she like that about him,
Even though an 8 year old
Could do better on a math test
Come to think of it, I haven’t heard her talk about her husband in a while
It has been 3 years

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ridiculous headline article

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