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Who Am I To Say MAG
Wappy, sloppy, poppy, mippy, sippy, wuppy puppy people
eating eyeballs with ice picks. Oba-loba Jahova's Witness pullin'
off my glasses as he juggles jello goblets and his eyelids inside -
out worms in his ears. Who am I to say?
Poppy, sloopy, baggy, beggy, eggy skipping sexy's leg until the
sky falls on the nest and rocks the radio; spins and spits and
silly gillies upping, pupping, picking picky pandas in the closet
with a fork. Who am I to say?
Ripping, skipping, scoping, hoping corpses in an elephant's ear on
a Sunday morning. Van Goghs in cement and frozen frog legs in a
gumball machine on the corner of a toenail. Poison ivy on the
arsenic. Who am I to say?
Porcelain tires on plastic pennies with garlands of crocodile
teeth waving in the dragon's breath, twisting like a Poe with
lilies on linoleum. Upsies-downsies, all-aroundsees. See the
snake soar! Who am I to say?