The First Day Of School Monologue

July 16, 2010
By HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
21 articles 7 photos 90 comments

Favorite Quote:
Let It Be-The Beatles
Music is the only thing that makes sense any more-Me
Make love, not war-a bunch of people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you-Me :)


Ugh, what? You Totally just woke me up in the middle of the best dream ever! I don't care if it's the first day of school, I'm not going! *sigh* Fine. But just to see my friends, ok? Should I wear my shirt that says Homework Sucks, It Kills Trees, or is that to much? Ooh! I got it! I'll wear my plain white tee shirt, ripped up skinny jeans, and drawn on converse, that way my teacher wont expect much out of me. Ok, I'm ready.
Later that day.
Umm, yeah, Mom? Today at school I kinda already got suspended. For throwing a hot dog out of the window and it turned out it hit the principal. It's not my fault they give us homework on the first day! Now that is child abuse!


The author's comments:
I love writing about typical things, but I have never even gotten sent to the principal's office, so I don't have this experience. But it is the monologue I use for some auditions and I love it.

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on Nov. 16 2010 at 6:33 pm
HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
21 articles 7 photos 90 comments

Favorite Quote:
Let It Be-The Beatles
Music is the only thing that makes sense any more-Me
Make love, not war-a bunch of people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you-Me :)

haha thanks. I wrote it at like, 4am, and then the next day when I read it I was like, "What drug was I on????" But this is the monologue I always use for auditions just because it's so easy to memorize

on Nov. 15 2010 at 6:24 pm
this monologue is really hilirious... =)

on Aug. 24 2010 at 4:44 pm
HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
21 articles 7 photos 90 comments

Favorite Quote:
Let It Be-The Beatles
Music is the only thing that makes sense any more-Me
Make love, not war-a bunch of people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you-Me :)

eh, i don't like stereotypes. but i guess i'll take that was a complement. so thanks!

on Jul. 26 2010 at 11:57 am
toxic.monkey SILVER, Tashkent, Other
6 articles 0 photos 210 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Homo homini lupus"

Haha this is a pretty good "punk chick" stereotype. Like!

on Jul. 22 2010 at 5:22 pm
HippieNamedAnna PLATINUM, Kansas City, Missouri
21 articles 7 photos 90 comments

Favorite Quote:
Let It Be-The Beatles
Music is the only thing that makes sense any more-Me
Make love, not war-a bunch of people
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you-Me :)

yeah, i know, right? im going into 8th grade, not second!

CindyM said...
on Jul. 22 2010 at 4:15 pm
CindyM, Idaho Falls, Idaho
0 articles 4 photos 4 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One good think about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."- Bob Marley

omg i totally hate first day of school! theres sooo many papers to sign and everybody is talking about everybody! oh and i hate when teachers ask us to itroduce ourselves in front of the class and tell evervybody alittle about yourself. that is so elementary school! im a frkn senior in high school! oh and i hate when teachers give you hw on the first day of school! lameee


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