The Thirsty Games: a Hunger Games Parody

March 4, 2012
By ava4ever, Woodland Park, Colorado
ava4ever, Woodland Park, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
Hence we are hard, we children of the Earth
And in our lives of toil, we prove our birth

Ovid's Metamorphoses


Summary:

Our sixty second countdown has rounded down to the tens. A voice comes onto an intercom to relay the counts to us. Ten. I position myself to dive into the steadily rising water. Nine. I can see you have done the same. Eight. The water is nearly lapping at my feet. Seven. I’m getting a little bored. Sure, the intensity of the countdown sends adrenaline shooting through me, but a countdown from five would have done just the same. I’m busy complaining for the seven to four counts. Hearing the three snaps me out of it. Three. I glance over at you and you’re gesturing angrily at me. I interpret it as “Ginger! You idiot! Focus!”


Alyssa M.

The Thirsty Games: a Hunger Games Parody


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K. said...
on Dec. 23 2013 at 9:28 pm
I Love this! I mean, I liked the Hunger Games, but I'm not all hatey because people make fun of my fandoms. This wa SOOO LOL. Like seriously. You're gifted. :)

ava4ever said...
on Dec. 6 2012 at 10:07 pm
ava4ever, Woodland Park, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
Hence we are hard, we children of the Earth
And in our lives of toil, we prove our birth

Ovid's Metamorphoses

I'm working on it, though it's going slowly

on Dec. 2 2012 at 9:34 am
Stella_Val_Illicia GOLD, Salt Lake City, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad idea."
--Douglas Adams

You should definitely make one for Mockingjay, because Mockingjay wasn't nearly as good as the other two, so it would make a great parody. My family was giving me weird looks as I read this, because I was laughing so hard. 

ava4ever said...
on Dec. 1 2012 at 11:00 pm
ava4ever, Woodland Park, Colorado
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Favorite Quote:
Hence we are hard, we children of the Earth
And in our lives of toil, we prove our birth

Ovid's Metamorphoses

Thanks! I try :P

on Nov. 10 2012 at 5:29 pm
Stella_Val_Illicia GOLD, Salt Lake City, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad idea."
--Douglas Adams

This is brilliant! I loved it, and my family was giving me weird looks as I read it, because I couldn't stop laughing. I read your sequel, too, and they were both hilarious! :D

on Mar. 9 2012 at 11:22 am
Willflower.-.-. BRONZE, Yuma, Arizona
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This is us. This is who we are. We demand attention.

Look like it'll be good!




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