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Mocking Mr. McMahon
The introverted substitute teacher modest enough that he buttons his wrist cuffs so tightly they suffocate circulation
 He wears neckties displaying bass, trout, and angler fish, but not carp because they "aren't worth the worm", he says.
 The excess in hair gel he uses bunches the strands into separate fishbone-like pieces
 Making his combover simply a comb
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