I Don't Share My Room

November 8, 2009
By eglantine GOLD, Huntsville, Alabama
eglantine GOLD, Huntsville, Alabama
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Favorite Quote:
a robe. you know... a backwards snuggie.

Get out. Now!
That means leave. OK. Fine. Please leave. What don't you understand about that sentence? It means go back the way you came. Look, I'm sorry I called you ugly, but it's time for you to go. Now. I told you, I'm sorry if you're feelings are hurt, but you need to leave! What if my parents saw me with you? They'd go crazy that I haven't gotten rid of you already. I don't share my room! In fact, you'd already be gone, I'm just too nice. You know what? Fine! I'll do it myself. But I really don't want to. I wish you'd just leave yourself; I don't know if I can live with the guilt. But you know what? Some things just have to be done the hard way. Which do you prefer: the shoe or the toilet, Mr. ANT?

The author's comments:
Um, basically, I feel really guilty about killing insects. But sometimes it just has to be done.

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