All Nonfiction
- Bullying
- Books
- Academic
- Author Interviews
- Celebrity interviews
- College Articles
- College Essays
- Educator of the Year
- Heroes
- Interviews
- Memoir
- Personal Experience
- Sports
- Travel & Culture
All Opinions
- Bullying
- Current Events / Politics
- Discrimination
- Drugs / Alcohol / Smoking
- Entertainment / Celebrities
- Environment
- Love / Relationships
- Movies / Music / TV
- Pop Culture / Trends
- School / College
- Social Issues / Civics
- Spirituality / Religion
- Sports / Hobbies
All Hot Topics
- Bullying
- Community Service
- Environment
- Health
- Letters to the Editor
- Pride & Prejudice
- What Matters
- Back
Summer Guide
- Program Links
- Program Reviews
- Back
College Guide
- College Links
- College Reviews
- College Essays
- College Articles
- Back
oompa loompa
September 25, 2009
once apon a time, there lived an oompa loompa. this oompa loompa was a cannibal and ate all the others. soon there were no more oompa loompas. then the evil humans ate the last oompa loompa and everyone was happy. YAAAYYYYY!!!
© Anonymous
Similar Articles
Previous Next
JOIN THE DISCUSSION
This article has 5 comments.
Sammie Lee said...
on Feb. 10 2014 at 5:48 am
Hilarious and downright crazy.
goldenfairy said...
on Jun. 29 2011 at 11:01 am
nice imagination. but what the hell in the world is this oompa-loompa?
KatrinaC47 said...
on Oct. 12 2009 at 10:31 pm
This made me laugh soooo hard!!!!!!
