oompa loompa

September 25, 2009
By Anonymous

once apon a time, there lived an oompa loompa. this oompa loompa was a cannibal and ate all the others. soon there were no more oompa loompas. then the evil humans ate the last oompa loompa and everyone was happy. YAAAYYYYY!!!


The author's comments:
poop in the toilet, not in the grass like a doggy. btw poops may look like potatoes, but they actually taste like barf, which is not salad, and salad is bad anyway so dont eat it cuz it tasts like oompa loompa pee, which is YUMMY

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Sammie Lee said...
on Feb. 10 2014 at 5:48 am
Hilarious and downright crazy.

goldenfairy said...
on Jun. 29 2011 at 11:01 am
nice imagination. but what the hell in the world is this oompa-loompa?

on Dec. 17 2009 at 8:27 pm
arElana PLATINUM, Fair Lawn, New Jersey
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oh my god...whats with the authors comments. its so sick, but also really funny. when i showed one of my friends, she choked on the dpopcorn she was eating cuz she was laghing so hard

on Oct. 20 2009 at 7:26 pm
arElana PLATINUM, Fair Lawn, New Jersey
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i cant beleive this got published. its hilarious

KatrinaC47 said...
on Oct. 12 2009 at 10:31 pm
KatrinaC47, Loma Rica, California
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This made me laugh soooo hard!!!!!!


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