The story of Beorge Gush's life

April 30, 2009
By Anonymous

I am the tears gathering in the walrus' eyes as it sees it's children die from colon cancer on a tuba in Africa and they're like on a vacation, right, and they're eating human ice cream, ok, and they're all, like, "whoa, dude". And then some lion dies.

The author's comments:
Whoa dude. Idiots make up metaphors without even realizing it. And they smell like one, too.

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