A Public Place

November 30, 2009
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Act V
Scene 1
A public place

Romeo:

How’s my chica , yo? I’ve been needing that booty ev’r since I saw her last,

homez. Is she still hellafine?

Balthazar:

She got capped by that nine, seventeen times.

Romeo:

Is it e’en so? Then I defy you stars! (crying)

Balthazar:
( comforting him) Yo diggity, It’s all good. How’s bout I take you down to the club and get you some dolla dances.

Romeo:
Seriously, homes! Man dat sounds hard core….but I need to bounce right now, ‘cause I need to know what’s going down in my hizead.

Balthazar:
I feel you man but I be down at the club if you wanna meet me there. Those dolla hotties be waiten.

Romeo:

Straight up. But do you where the Snow White Sprinkla be?

Balthazar:

He’s up in hizzouse.

Romeo:

Thanks, I’ll catch ya soon. (chest bump)

[Romeo rides his bike to the Snow White Sprinkla’s house]


Apothecary:

Who’s kablammin’ on my front porch?

Romeo:

Hiz me, Romayo.

Apothecary:

Whatcha need, playa?


Romeo:
What chu got, cause I need it fo sho, ma girls daid.

Apothecary:
I got that x, weed, heroin, blow, percocet, acid, shrooms and oxycontin. What be your choice?

Romeo:

I takes me seven grams of pure white rizzle to hep me forget ma pain.

Apothecary:

That’ll run my homez 35 Pecos.

Romeo:

Dat’s tight “ G”. Will it be aright to shoot-up in yo house?


Apothecary:

Dat’s cool. Just clean up yo mess when yo done.


Romeo:

Thanks bro.



( Romeo takes the drugs and dies)













Act V
Scene 1
A public place

Romeo:

How’s my chica , yo? I’ve been needing that booty ev’r since I saw her last,

homez. Is she still hellafine?

Balthazar:

She got capped by that nine, seventeen times.

Romeo:

Is it e’en so? Then I defy you stars! (crying)

Balthazar:
( comforting him) Yo diggity, It’s all good. How’s bout I take you down to the club and get you some dolla dances.

Romeo:
Seriously, homes! Man dat sounds hard core….but I need to bounce right now, ‘cause I need to know what’s going down in my hizead.

Balthazar:
I feel you man but I be down at the club if you wanna meet me there. Those dolla hotties be waiten.

Romeo:

Straight up. But do you where the Snow White Sprinkla be?

Balthazar:

He’s up in hizzouse.

Romeo:

Thanks, I’ll catch ya soon. (chest bump)

[Romeo rides his bike to the Snow White Sprinkla’s house]


Apothecary:

Who’s kablammin’ on my front porch?

Romeo:

Hiz me, Romayo.

Apothecary:

Whatcha need, playa?


Romeo:
What chu got, cause I need it fo sho, ma girls daid.

Apothecary:
I got that x, weed, heroin, blow, percocet, acid, shrooms and oxycontin. What be your choice?

Romeo:

I takes me seven grams of pure white rizzle to hep me forget ma pain.

Apothecary:

That’ll run my homez 35 Pecos.

Romeo:

Dat’s tight “ G”. Will it be aright to shoot-up in yo house?


Apothecary:

Dat’s cool. Just clean up yo mess when yo done.


Romeo:

Thanks bro.



( Romeo takes the drugs and dies)





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anon420 said...
Jan. 11, 2010 at 4:47 pm
is this a joke?
 
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