Spargel This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This work has won the Teen Ink contest in its category.

March 26, 2009
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There is only one word that I know how to say in German.

Mappenklemmplatte. Binder clip.

Why my father took this as a sign to pick up everything I knew – from my bed to my dog to my favorite pen to the “Our Happy Home” mat by the door – and move me to Germany with him is a mystery.

From my perspective, we were perfectly fine in our house by the highway, cars whizzing by, providing a gentle hum to fill in the noise of neither of us talking. He doesn’t like talking, my father, and I don’t like it much, either. He is fat, with a bushy, graying mustache, and he likes to cook. All he seemed to do after my mother died was cook, but I didn’t mind the silence much, because it meant I didn’t have a curfew and our dinners were always good, when we had dinner.

At night, the cars would send me to sleep, the yellowish-white of the headlights seeping through my thin curtains and running along the side of my walls, the buzzing providing a distant lullaby I’m sure my mother used to sing.

I liked it there.

And then we moved.

We didn’t move like other families do, with all the hubbub and special arrangements. I simply came home one day and found a suitcase on my bed. My father had scribbled a Post-it note: “Pack what you want. We’re leaving.”

Looking back, I guess it was inevitable. He couldn’t stay here. He had to run away. Run away from the memories, run away from the world, run away from the broken lights traversing his bedroom walls at night. Which is how I ended up here, watching his shining round face as he babbled in German and sold asparagus.

Or spargel, as I am continually corrected.

Bruiser rests his head in my lap. I scratch him behind the ears, sighing, looking up at the sky, straining for even the slightest sound of a passing car. When he had first said “Germany,” mumbling it over his shoulder at the airport, I was fine. I thought of the Autobahn. I thought of the sound of things going at top speed, of freedom, of moving on, of moving forward.

I hadn’t thought of this.

I hadn’t thought of sitting in a godforsaken spargel stand by a dirt road, smiling at ruddy-faced Germans as they scrutinized the spargel we were selling, comparing it to the spargel the other spargel vendors were selling, because not only was it spargel season, it was Spargelfest.

And I had to watch my father change here. Drinking beer until his face turned permanently red, the sweat rolling down the side of his face from the hot sun, and sometimes I would catch him crying, wiping the tears from his eyes and then pressing his fingers to his mouth, as if his tears may have turned to alcohol and he could just drink them away.

I kiss the top of Bruiser’s head, and he knocks his giant noggin into my face as if to acknowledge the gesture. I laugh, toppling out of the plastic chair to get on my hands and knees to play with him, the only companion who speaks my language anymore. My phone has no service here; our computer makes no connections. I am isolated from everyone who used to make me, me.

Except for Bruiser. He doesn’t know two words of German, either.

A blond boy approaches us. My father is busy laughing over something with another fat man, so I stand up, not even bothering to dust the dirt off my jeans. They are already discolored from infrequent washing, splotched with brown; I can’t bring myself to bother anymore.

The guy is cute. His hair is long and windswept forward, and he wears big John Lennon glasses that reflect the clouds. He looks like Josh, my boyfriend before we left. I never told him I was going, let alone where. I never told anyone. We just … left.

“Hi,” I say, hoping that it’s enough to convey that I don’t speak German. I point to the boxes of green vegetable in our cart. “Spargel,” I say. He nods, confirming that the vegetable is, indeed, spargel.

Bruiser, upset that I’ve abandoned him, bounds over. Before I can stop him, he’s kicking up dust in the middle of the road, jumping up, putting his paws up on the German version of Josh. I hoist myself over the stand, the bottoms of my Converse dangling out of the shoes, holding on by a thread. German-Josh is saying something in German, and if I understood it, I’m sure it would have been a long string of swears.

“Sorry!” I say, grabbing Bruiser’s shoulders and pulling him off. He’s a Great Dane and hard to handle. I had forgotten though. He never jumped on anyone back home. “I’m sorry. I really am. We should keep him on a leash ….”

He continues to issue words I can’t understand. I stand there, pulling Bruiser down. “Bad dog,” I hiss, “bad, get down, Bruiser, damn it ….”

“The kid says you need to get a leash,” my dad shouts. I glare at the German version of Josh.

“I know. The dog’s a bastard.”

Josh-the-German rips off his glasses and says something else. I look to my father, who looks slightly confused, then tunes in again. “And he says that dog is a bastard.”

I look pathetically at the boy, and point to our stand. “Spargel.”


I hate Germany.

I have to hate it. It is an obligation, not a choice. Like how you’re supposed to naturally hate a stepmother, or a bratty little sibling. Germany is my new evil stepmother. And I am Cinderella, crawling around on my hands and knees, trying to please it, trying to make things even remotely better for myself.

I’m not doing a very good job.

The day after the German-Josh incident, I snuck into the money my father had been saving and bought myself a German-English dictionary. I sit here now, reading it in the shade of our stand. My father sips a bottle of beer and bellows a crude song with two other vendors. I don’t even want to look up the words.

“Hallo,” says a voice I barely recognize. I look up, squinting against the sun, and see German-Josh. I turn around: Bruiser is breaking the neck of a sheep squeaky-toy I had brought with us, far in the distance. I turn back. My face and the words of the dictionary are reflected in his glasses. I wonder what color his eyes are.

He points to the stand. “Spargel?”

“Spargel,” I confirm, and I stand up, raising my chin, hoping I look like a salesperson. I point to the sign that lists our prices, acting as though I would know the difference. I still have no idea how the whole euro thing works yet.

He buys some. He turns to leave but stops, coming back. He points to his temple, then gives me something wrapped in brown paper that he had been carrying in the crook of his arm. I take it, and he waits. I unwrap it, glancing warily at him to make sure that it is, in fact, a gift for me.

I let the paper fall to the ground and lift the gift up, blocking the sun with it. It’s a leash.

I smile. “Thank you,” I say, hoping he understands.

Bitte schön,” he says.


He comes back for more spargel every day for the next three weeks. We never say anything, and I have no idea whether he’s paying me the right amount; in fact, he’s probably just using me to get cheap spargel for his spargel soup for Spargelfest for his spargel-happy family.

But I secretly hope not.

Today, I stop him from leaving. I hold out my hand, and he turns, looking at me, then warily at Bruiser, who’s at my feet, panting in the heat. He stares, waiting. I swallow, and close my eyes, trying to remember. I can do this, I tell myself. I can do this.

Danke für den Kaufen unseres Spargeles,” I say. Thank you for buying our spargel – at least, I think that’s what I said. I hope that’s what I said.

“Thank you for you to sell the spargel to me,” he says.

I smile. I smile, and I do not know what to say next.

So I say the only thing I can.


Binder clip.

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.

This work has won the Teen Ink contest in its category. This piece won the June 2009 Teen Ink Fiction Contest.

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Brittany12 said...
Jan. 28, 2011 at 5:22 pm
i love this story :) it is so cute!
zhlen This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jan. 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm
That's so wonderfully sweet!
DreamingOutLoud This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jan. 28, 2011 at 8:34 am
Adorable. =)
Spice_95 said...
Jan. 6, 2011 at 11:44 am
Wonderful story. I loved it.
Sandiee said...
Dec. 19, 2010 at 9:27 am
Masterpiece. Utterly profound.
Julia_H This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Jan. 6, 2011 at 10:35 am
(: that is an amazingly kind compliment, it made my day. thank you (:
leah94 said...
Dec. 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm
omg i looove this article! its so cool because i sort of speak german so i understood the few german words in it. and i dnt know if this is a true story or not but if it is duuuude ask him his name!! "vas is deine namme?" and introduce yourself! "meine namme is(your name)"
Alexandrathepoet This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Dec. 30, 2010 at 8:07 pm
She said she had no computer signal, and since she had to type it, its probably fictional, but its neat that you know German, where did you learn?
Julia_H This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Dec. 31, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Yup, Alexandra's right. This completely came out of my head, but a few people who have left comments have said that they've gone through similar experiences, which is always great. (: I'm so glad you like the story, thanks for the review!
PaperGalaxies replied...
Feb. 6, 2011 at 9:03 pm

Actually it's "Was ist deine Name" and Meine Name ist..."

But usually people just say, Wie heißt du?  Saying, "was ist deine Name" isn't very comment.

Johanna replied...
Apr. 4, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Well technically if you're talking to an adult it's "Wie heissen Sie", and if it's more than one person, "Wie heisst ihr" or "Was sind eure Namen"... but let's not confuse the non-german speakers here :) Plus, "Name" is masculine, so it would be, "Was ist dein/Ihr Name". sorry, i'm kind of obsessed with details like that.
theatergeekeve said...
Dec. 15, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I love the ending! That's a really good story. Keep writing!
. said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 9:52 pm
what inspired this story? its very funny and lighthearted
Curly_Sue said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
This was awesome! Very entertaining! It was funny at just the right parts. Btw, how are you actually supposed to pronounce however the hec you say binder clip?
Julia_H This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Dec. 31, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Haha, thanks. (: "Mappenklemmplatte" is pronounced just like it looks: map, pen, kelm, plat, eh. At least, that's how my friends who take German say.
writerinfinity said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I really liked the ending, good job! :D
Eer320 said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I loved this so so much!  The humor was great!  I really hope that you come up with a sequel, because I think evreyone who read it loved it.  PLEASE keep writing.
MysteryHeart said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm

this was funny and i thouroghly enjoyed it


thestorycritic said...
Nov. 23, 2010 at 9:43 am
You write so well!! Its really amazing work! I feel like having such moments :P You write like, mast!! (Its in Hindi :P, it means superb, like wow types :D) Write more! People should know such good writers are there!
Julia_H This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Dec. 31, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Thank you so much, that's a wonderful compliment! (:
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