BOYS, I AM PREGNANT!

October 2, 2009
By Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
Anj16 GOLD, Eagan, Minnesota
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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.


The author's comments:
Haha this is true story.

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Trulie GOLD said...
on Apr. 25 2011 at 5:04 pm
Trulie GOLD, Beltsville, Maryland
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Uhhh......

on Feb. 18 2011 at 6:44 pm
Black_Ink SILVER, Miami, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau

This was a rather interesting idea. I loved the joke you had going on for this story.  Great work(:

LaylaA said...
on Feb. 18 2011 at 9:22 am
LaylaA, Buenos Aires, Other
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Favorite Quote:
“Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” Oscar Wilde

nice joke! liked your story

on Oct. 31 2010 at 7:57 pm
Oh that scared me for minute. Good one! :)

on Oct. 31 2010 at 2:30 pm
elizabitty BRONZE, Not Aplicable, California
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Favorite Quote:
The glass is never half empty unless it started fuller.

Oh that was a good one. :D i loved it and i thought it was hilariouse

on Oct. 12 2010 at 4:56 pm
fashionlover16 SILVER, New Gloucester, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
I honestly don't know what my favorite personal quote is. I can tell u what i like, if u want that. I really like the twilight series. whenever my mom suggests that we should go shopping, i light up. I love shopping. well thats about it, byez!!!!! <3

haha funny luv this one LOL!! :)

cindictive said...
on Oct. 9 2010 at 6:11 pm
cindictive, Midland, Michigan
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Favorite Quote:
“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
― David Sedaris

hahaha good one

on Oct. 9 2010 at 6:19 am
thestorycritic GOLD, Hyderabad, Other
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Favorite Quote:
Live life King Size

Funny :P :)

on Sep. 17 2010 at 9:05 am
ALlovegreen BRONZE, Birmingham, Alabama
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Favorite Quote:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
-anonymous

heehe:) thats really funny:) good job i definintly believed you:)

Brynn BRONZE said...
on Aug. 26 2010 at 5:46 pm
Brynn BRONZE, Aubrey, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~Bilbo Baggins

Do you have a time estimate for when I might stop laughing? XD

on Aug. 4 2010 at 2:46 am
Future_author SILVER, Baltimore, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
Some secrets can hurt, but sometimes they keep you safe, but all secrets are found out sooner or later.

LOL thats funny

Babylufin GOLD said...
on Jul. 25 2010 at 7:26 pm
Babylufin GOLD, Liberal, Missouri
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Favorite Quote:
"'For I know the plans I have for you', declares the Lord, 'plans to prosper you and not harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.'" Jeremiah 29:11. Thank you Lord, for this future you've given me.

Haha, good one. Really had me going there...lol.

Nice work. :D

Check out mine?


on Jul. 13 2010 at 9:03 pm
DarkTruth BRONZE, Houston, Texas
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that is so cute

on Jul. 13 2010 at 7:40 pm
CaityBug SILVER, Mechanic Falls, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
"I'm cracking skulls!" -Vernon (The Breakfast Club)

Hi Suzie! I agree! haha =P

on Jul. 13 2010 at 3:22 pm
AnnaNana PLATINUM, Corinth, Mississippi
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Favorite Quote:
Live the way you die- All of a sudden: That's the way to go.

omg to funny for words great job!

on Jul. 13 2010 at 2:59 pm
loveisblind GOLD, Tenino, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
This world, it ends as you believe it to end; yet it'll live on to the actuall end, where then you admit yourself wrong.


~Me~

lol i loved that! i really fell for it until the end! 5 stars

on Jun. 21 2010 at 10:31 pm
towerjunkie019 SILVER, Grandview, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
"go then, there are other worlds than theese."
Jake Chambers

"We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion"
-MJK

i totaly fell for that.  not bad, not bad at all

Kgirl BRONZE said...
on Jun. 21 2010 at 8:21 am
Kgirl BRONZE, Hopewell Junction, New York
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Heehee this was really funny! I liked it a lot! Please comment on mine!

on May. 21 2010 at 11:42 am
Moonlight14 PLATINUM, Mechanic Falls, Maine
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Favorite Quote:
'To love is to destroy' - The Mortal instruments
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
What the French, Toast?!

hahahahahaha. I thought he was serious too. :P hahaha

mini said...
on May. 8 2010 at 9:05 pm
wow..thats all i have to say


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