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“I think I’m pregnant.” Paul declared.

And the boys started laughing.

“That’s fat, kid. That’s fat.” Jared said to Paul.

“I’m serious.” There was genuine panic in his eyes now. “Yesterday I was a sick pack! How can my belly turn like this in one night? That’s ridiculous. I vomited this morning, too, and I have this craving for Chipotle. I am pregnant.”

The boys looked at him as a crowd might at a heretic.

“Are you serious?” Sean tipped his hat up and adjusted his bangs.

“Dead serious.”

“You’re a boy.”

“Who said I wasn’t?”

He looked incredulous. “Boys don’t get pregnant.”

“I think one might consider this a special case.”

The boys looked totally shocked. “You’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

Strained silence fell at once.

“You’re really pregnant?” Dan asked again.

“Yes.”

“But . . . but.” He shook his head.

The clock ticked, making the atmosphere tenser.

But Paul laughed, thumped his belly and got the pillow out his shirt. “Oh my God! The funniest thing! I’m just kidding!”

All at once the boys wrestled him.



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Black_Ink said...
Feb. 18, 2011 at 6:44 pm:
This was a rather interesting idea. I loved the joke you had going on for this story.  Great work(:
 
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laylasstory said...
Feb. 18, 2011 at 9:22 am:
nice joke! liked your story
 
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Elliette_Marie said...
Oct. 31, 2010 at 7:57 pm:
Oh that scared me for minute. Good one! :)
 
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elizabitty said...
Oct. 31, 2010 at 2:30 pm:
Oh that was a good one. :D i loved it and i thought it was hilariouse
 
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luvtaylor16 said...
Oct. 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm:
haha funny luv this one LOL!! :)
 
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ShootForTheStarsxoThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Oct. 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm:
hahaha good one
 
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alice! said...
Oct. 9, 2010 at 6:19 am:
Funny :P :)
 
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ALlovegreen said...
Sept. 17, 2010 at 9:05 am:
heehe:) thats really funny:) good job i definintly believed you:)
 
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Brynn said...
Aug. 26, 2010 at 5:46 pm:
Do you have a time estimate for when I might stop laughing? XD
 
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CindyAguilar said...
Aug. 4, 2010 at 2:46 am:
LOL thats funny
 
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Babylufin said...
Jul. 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm:

Haha, good one. Really had me going there...lol.

Nice work. :D

Check out mine?

 
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DarkTruth said...
Jul. 13, 2010 at 9:03 pm:
that is so cute
 
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rosaliehale said...
Jul. 13, 2010 at 3:22 pm:
omg to funny for words great job!
 
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WRIT3R4LIF3 said...
Jul. 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm:
lol i loved that! i really fell for it until the end! 5 stars
 
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towerjunkie019 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 21, 2010 at 10:31 pm:
i totaly fell for that.  not bad, not bad at all
 
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Kgirl This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 21, 2010 at 8:21 am:
Heehee this was really funny! I liked it a lot! Please comment on mine!
 
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SuzieQ13 said...
May 21, 2010 at 11:42 am:
hahahahahaha. I thought he was serious too. :P hahaha
 
CaityBug replied...
Jul. 13, 2010 at 7:40 pm :
Hi Suzie! I agree! haha =P
 
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mini said...
May 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm:
wow..thats all i have to say
 
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SecretNonConformist said...
Apr. 16, 2010 at 9:40 am:
hilarious!!
 
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