Jacob Goes to Jared, The Galleria of Jewelry

October 19, 2010
setting: La Push street
Characters: Jacob Black; Jared; Embry Call

Jacob, Jared, and Embry are walking down the street.
Jared: Guys, I'm going to ask Kim to marry me.
Embry: Jared, that's great!
Jared: I hope she doesn't say no. Look, here's the ring.
Jared takes out an engagement ring.
Jacob: Cool ring. Kim's going to love it. How much was it?
Jared: Not much. Only all of my college fund, a little more credit card debt, my parents' retirement fund, and a few fake student loans.

setting: the cullen's living room
characters: jacob black; renesmee cullen; bella cullen; edward cullen; esme cullen; kim

Jacob and Nessie are sitting on the couch
Jacob: Nessie, I have something to ask you.
Nessie: Okay. What's up, hon?
Jacob gets on the floor on one knee and takes out a ring.
Jacob: Will you marry me?
Nessie gasps.
Nessie: He went to Jared!
Esme: He went to Jared?
Bella: Aw, he went to Jared. (glares at Edward) Why didn't you go to Jared?
Edward: The same reason I didn't get you an island.
Bella: You still haven't given me a reason for that.
Edward: Crap.
Kim walks in.
Kim: Jacob Black! That's my engagement ring! How dare you steal my ring!
Kim walks over to Jacob and takes the ring. Kim walks out.
Nessie glares at Jacob.
Jacob: Well, I went to Jared for it!


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RockGirl182 said...
Jun. 6, 2011 at 11:43 am
can't stop laughing, sooo funny, hysterical, hilarious !!!!!!!!!!! 
WinterFairy replied...
Jun. 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Thank you! :)
HeartbrokenAngel said...
Dec. 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I'm practically rolling on the floor right now. funniest thing I've read in awhile. Just about as funny as "The Twilight Saga in about Two Minutes."
hi_from_wonderland replied...
Dec. 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Thank you. "TWILIGHT...TWO MINUTES" is hysterical too :)
HeartbrokenAngel replied...
Dec. 11, 2010 at 6:04 pm
I thought so. But there were a few people that thought it was mean. Some chick set them straight though. Their arguement is funny to read.
Robsessed said...
Nov. 1, 2010 at 11:23 pm
That's hilarious! ROFL... "Well, I went to Jared for it". Never would have made that connection, very creative. LOVE TWILIGHT!
Ally said...
Oct. 23, 2010 at 7:27 am
haha very nice. i liked it a lot!
hi_from_wonderland replied...
Oct. 23, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Thanks! I'm glad u like it!
WhimsicalKestrel replied...
Oct. 29, 2010 at 3:18 pm
lol lol :)
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