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Squidward to SpongeBob:
Why must you frolic so loudly?
You are always so annoying and rowdy!
You’re either playing pretend games,
Or accidently burning yourself to flames.
I have to deal with you at my job,
And I have to deal with you being a slob.
You clearly are immature and dumb,
My ears are honestly becoming numb!
All I want to do is play my clarinet,
But you haven’t left me alone yet.
Stop coming to my door,
I just want to push you to the floor.
You and Patrick need to get lost,
I will even pay the cost.
I am too great and too classy,
SpongeBob, don’t make me get sassy.
Can’t you be like everyone else’s neighbors?
They’re quiet, nice and do their labors.
I have truly been cursed with you,
You’re loud, obnoxious, and annoying too!
I simply cannot deal with you anymore,
I am moving away to be bothered no more!!!





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InvisibleNerdGirl said...
Apr. 25, 2011 at 6:08 pm
This is hilarious!! :D I read this to my little brother & his best friend, and they loved it too. :)
 
agsmiley888 said...
Feb. 14, 2011 at 1:55 pm

this was HALARIOUS

=D  i liked it

 
jph110 said...
Oct. 27, 2010 at 9:01 am
This poem absolutely epitomizes Squidward's hatred for SpongeBob.  Very well written and hilarious!  -Jacob
 
redz14 said...
Oct. 19, 2010 at 10:15 pm
i liked it. I thought it was really funny! can you check out my work??
 
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