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Squidward to SpongeBob:
Why must you frolic so loudly?
You are always so annoying and rowdy!
You’re either playing pretend games,
Or accidently burning yourself to flames.
I have to deal with you at my job,
And I have to deal with you being a slob.
You clearly are immature and dumb,
My ears are honestly becoming numb!
All I want to do is play my clarinet,
But you haven’t left me alone yet.
Stop coming to my door,
I just want to push you to the floor.
You and Patrick need to get lost,
I will even pay the cost.
I am too great and too classy,
SpongeBob, don’t make me get sassy.
Can’t you be like everyone else’s neighbors?
They’re quiet, nice and do their labors.
I have truly been cursed with you,
You’re loud, obnoxious, and annoying too!
I simply cannot deal with you anymore,
I am moving away to be bothered no more!!!