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[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]



RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.



NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.



ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.



LAURA: So we at Really Cheesy Productions would like to remind you:



ALL IN UNISON: Never ever punch a baby.



RYAN: Not even a gay baby!



LAURA: Especially not a gay baby!



ELLY: Gay babies are our future.



NATE: They have an evil plot to overthrow us all!



LAURA: That's not actually true.



RYAN: When you feel like directing your anger at a baby, take a deep breath and direct it at cute little animals instead.



NATE: Like this cat! (Nate is holding a cat)



[Cat is flung violently over LAURA and ELLY's horrified heads.]



ELLY: Um, no cats were harmed in the making of this feature?



LAURA:...yeah. It's gonna be okay, right?



[Technical Difficulty bars flash onto screen.]



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forgottenpenname This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
May 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm:
That was amazing! XD
 
SUPERMANDwightHowardThis teenager is a 'regular' and has contributed a lot of work, comments and/or forum posts, and has received many votes and high ratings over a long period of time. replied...
May 31, 2010 at 9:18 pm :
LOL NO WAIT ROFL NO WAIT DOF Died of laughter, My parents are suing
 
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darkvisions said...
May 25, 2010 at 3:49 pm:
aaaaaa after reading this, and your sooooo accurate remake of Twilight, I've totally confirmed it...you are a GENIUS!!! XD
 
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XenonG said...
May 22, 2010 at 6:19 pm:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!
 
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BlueInk94 said...
May 13, 2010 at 5:13 pm:
THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!
 
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AshlanB said...
Apr. 30, 2010 at 8:00 pm:
Idk, but I think you should probably be a script writer on SNL. Fo reeeeeelz.
 
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Rowan This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Apr. 28, 2010 at 11:37 am:
this is really funny. have you ever actually filmed these? do more, i love spoofs!
 
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MarielAntoinette said...
Apr. 25, 2010 at 7:47 pm:

YOOOUUUU are funny. Quick, taut, nice random flickhere-flickthere wordplay is what is UP.

Please put up more scripts. I know you have them.

 
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thatclarinetgirl said...
Apr. 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm:
Your really good at writing scripts. Keep writing!
 
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Sarbear This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Mar. 31, 2010 at 7:46 pm:
you do need your own show!! full of funny skits--lol. great job once again!!! lmao
 
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mkgirl395 This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Mar. 20, 2010 at 2:43 pm:
Your name up in big lights... "The Lucy M. Show!"
Everyone laughing at your plays...
You've got it. Don't forget it.
 
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JeanGrey said...
Mar. 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm:
Oh that was just HILARIOUS! I deem you future comedic writer!
*takes out the "deem stick" and formally pokes you with it*
Huzzah!
 
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SpecialK said...
Mar. 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm:
(Unable to post a decent comment because she is laughing to hard)
 
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trestonsgirl said...
Feb. 23, 2010 at 7:37 pm:
i read ur other article and loved it!!!!!! u r unbelievably hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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iPrayForPeople said...
Feb. 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm:
Very nice!!
 
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AmnyR said...
Feb. 23, 2010 at 5:57 am:
this is so unbeleivably funny!!! ha ha i thought it was hilarious!!!
 
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RiotRave said...
Feb. 18, 2010 at 4:44 pm:
OH MAN!! This is seriously hilarious!! I can picture the dude tossing the cat. Goodness... You MUST go into the film industry.
 
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lily1411 said...
Jan. 25, 2010 at 1:31 pm:
You are seriously going to become a comedy film writer when you're older! epic win:D
 
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katie35 said...
Dec. 14, 2009 at 7:12 pm:
gay babies will take over the world.... hahahaha great!
 
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dkA.M said...
Nov. 28, 2009 at 1:36 pm:
Okkkaaay haha I have a feeling in my gut that you will become one of those comedian play writers =) so original
 
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JessicaMollie said...
Oct. 15, 2009 at 9:40 am:
epic lols. But i think you mean at the directors DISCRETION not DIGRESSION. two completely different meanings lol
 
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