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Freetyme's Favorite Personal Quote:

"Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose ideas of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good think out of not growing any. the government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness , and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. 'As ye sow, so shall ye reap,' he counseled one and all, and everyone said, 'Amen'." --Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Favorite books: Catch-22, The Great Gatsby, The Magican's Nephew, Gathering Blue 
Favorite authors: C.S. Lewis, T.S. Eliot, Joseph Heller, J.R.R. Tolkien, Theodore Roethke 

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