About the Contributor
Well I enjoy humor, like every other human being. I have existential issues like a lot of other human beings. And I have very strong views on American politics and "social issues" like quite a few other human beings. I also do not enjoy restrictions.
Articles and Art by SomethingWitty:
A Progression of Thoughts
Poetry section, Teen Ink
SomethingWitty's Favorite Personal Quote:"That's what"
SomethingWitty's Hobbies & Favorites:
|Favorite books:||Percy Jackson (series), Harry Potter (series), The Fault in Our Stars, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Catcher in the Rye|
|Favorite authors:||Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, John Green, Douglas Adams, J.D. Salinger|
|Favorite music artists:||Green Day, Linkin Park, Coldplay, Fun., The Black Keys|
|Favorite movies:||Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Juno, Stand By Me, The Sandlot, The Dictator|
|Favorite TV shows:||Dr. Who, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, How It's Made, Into the Wormhole With Stephen Hawking|
|Favorite actors:||Morgan Freeman, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, Jack Nicholson|
|Favorite hobbies:||Solving Mathematical Equations, Cross Country Skiing, Snowboarding, Baseball, Sudoku|