Lu Over The Wall

April 12, 2018
By CoolPoet737 PLATINUM, South Burlington, Vermont
CoolPoet737 PLATINUM, South Burlington, Vermont
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If you’re an anime nut like me, you’ve probably already heard of the upcoming Lu Over The Wall. In fact, you might even be literally counting the days until it hits select theaters around the country in May. Therefore, you will probably be ecstatic to know that I was fortunate enough to attend a special pre-release screening as part of my state’s annual Green Mountain Film Festival. “Come on, tell me about it then!” you might be demanding this very second. “Was it a good movie? Was it not a good movie? Should I see it? Should I not see it? I really, really, really need to know!!” Well… let’s just say that as far as animes go, this is most definitely not up there with the best, the halfway decent, or even the remotely enjoyable.

Of course, it didn’t exactly start out that way. In fact, for the first 5 minutes or so, when we were first introduced to the moody music-loving teenage boy at the heart of the story, it actually wasn’t that bad. But it all went downhill the moment his two friends opened their shrieking little mouths. If you haven’t seen them yet, in the film, trailer, or otherwise, let me tell you: they are some of the most shrill human beings on the entire planet. The boy is extremely loudmouthed and always saying “cool” things (“Dude!”, “That would be so rad!”, etc.), but it was the girl with her high-pitched whine that truly made me start to regret seeing this movie. Mind you, the version I saw was the English dub, so if the original Japanese voice cast happens to be less whiny, I’d highly appreciate it. Anyway, the plot really should’ve kicked into high gear by the time the titular Lu, who actually happens to be a mermaid, first made her appearance. But no. As it turns out, Lu is as just as whiny as all the rest (if not even MORE so) and can’t even speak proper English, causing her to frequently scream “LIKE!!! LIKE!!! LIKE!!! LIKE!!! LIKE!!! FRIEND!!! FRIEND!!! FRIEND!!! EVERYBODY FRIEND!!!!” pretty much all the time. Oh yeah, did I mention that she possesses some magical powers that gives everybody an irresistible urge to dance (cue the cheesy dance scenes), as well as make water do, well, pretty much whatever she likes? While the former may help the main characters, who conveniently happen to be in their very own high school band, her odd personality traits certainly don’t do the audience any favors. On top of all that, pretty much every single character in this film is one-dimensional. The shrill and whiny remain shrill and whiny. The cold, evil jerks remain cold, evil jerks. The monstrous, superstitious freaks pretty much remain monstrous, superstitious freaks. selfishly moping around with his hair covering his eyes (which he does for about 90% of the movie), and that’s about it. Throw in Lu’s ridiculously comical father, Shark-Man (or whatever you want to call him), completely over-the-top action scenes, a predictable third act, a horde of not-so-creepy walking fish skeletons. and music that is corny to the extreme to say the least, and you’ve got what has to be one of the worst anime films I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and I still haven’t mentioned the film’s most absurd twist yet. As it turns out, the merfolk that live among the waves turn humans (among other things) into one of them by actually BITING them. Yes, you read that right. The many merfolk in this movie can (and do) sink their sharp teeth into flesh in order to eventually rend their hapless victims captive to the water forever as one of them, which is even shown in extremely graphic close-up once. Of course, since this is presumably a “kid’s” film (which amazingly only received a PG rating), you probably think I’m joking or something. But I’m not. Really, I’m not. Trust me. You can’t make this stuff up. Then again, it’s not like any of the characters seem to notice that or anything. Perhaps I could have forgiven the incomprehensible rants of the villagers against the merfolk if just one of them had asked “If these mermaids are REALLY so harmless, then why are so many of us perpetually getting stabbed in the back by these little monsters?” In any case, though, I’m not saying darker animated films are necessarily a bad thing. In fact, Spain’s Birdboy, The Forgotten Children was probably one of the most violent movies I’ve ever seen, but it had something good to say about drug abuse, and it said it really well. However, Lu Over The Wall fails at that in the most ridiculous way: it simply doesn’t get any darker. Really. No matter how many backsides those mermaids may chomp, the film still remains as cheery (and shrill) as ever, therefore resulting in something too gruesome for little kids to handle, but way too annoying for anyone but little kids. Don’t ask me WHAT type of audience the director was trying to aim for here. Hey, for all its grisly mayhem, at least Birdboy knew it was meant for mature audiences right from the get-go.

All right, now that I’ve got all the bad stuff about this film out of the way, let me briefly touch upon some of the things that I actually liked about it. The animation, though unremarkable when compared to, say, a Hayao Miyizaki film, admittedly is far better than most of the crappy CGI-dependent American productions that we see today, especially in the noteworthy flashback scenes, which are a refreshing change of pace (however brief they may be). And yes, when compared to the endless wave of boring and tasteless Pixar lookalikes such as 2017’s Ferdinand (which I have yet to see), Lu Over The Wall actually isn’t that bad of a movie. In fact, it’s most likely the best choice out there when pitted against some load of crap like My Little Pony: The Movie. Even so, when compared with masterpieces like Spirited Away or Howl’s Moving Castle, Lu unfortunately winds up second to none.


The author's comments:

Although this technically hasn't hit North American theaters yet, I saw it as part of Vermont's annual Green Mountain Film Festival and was thus intrigued to review it as to give anime fans the scoop on this film.


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