There are so many of them, like stars in the sky,
That thrive off the media, to supply their taste
With every Prada, Gucci, and Chanel they buy
Good money spent on things full of waste.

Only married for seventy two days
Tabloids and rumors slither about
Kim’s secrets finally are ablaze
Her only solace is that scandals die out

O, Kris Jenner her attitude is so high
Her lion-like arrogance makes Bruce go mad
With secrets she’s kept that make her family cry,
Which makes divorcing become the new fad

They don’t care whether it was right or wrong,
The Kardashian’s party all night long