Valentine’s Day will be here very soon
Some girls want to go to fancy dinners
Some girls want to ride in cars that shimmer
Some want to go out and look at the moon
Some just want to eat ice cream with a spoon
Girls want dates who look like Brody Jenner
No girls want to ride in cars with spinners
Most girls close their eyes and pretend it’s June

Valentine’s is a time of annoyance
Sappy movies, sappy songs, stupid cards
Chocolate gives the only real enjoyment
Many ex-girlfriends T. P. many yards
Big stuffed bears are cute and very buoyant
But the best gifts are diamonds which are hard