All Nonfiction
- Bullying
- Books
- Academic
- Author Interviews
- Celebrity interviews
- College Articles
- College Essays
- Educator of the Year
- Heroes
- Interviews
- Memoir
- Personal Experience
- Sports
- Travel & Culture
All Opinions
- Bullying
- Current Events / Politics
- Discrimination
- Drugs / Alcohol / Smoking
- Entertainment / Celebrities
- Environment
- Love / Relationships
- Movies / Music / TV
- Pop Culture / Trends
- School / College
- Social Issues / Civics
- Spirituality / Religion
- Sports / Hobbies
All Hot Topics
- Bullying
- Community Service
- Environment
- Health
- Letters to the Editor
- Pride & Prejudice
- What Matters
- Back
Summer Guide
- Program Links
- Program Reviews
- Back
College Guide
- College Links
- College Reviews
- College Essays
- College Articles
- Back
$3.99 Bagels
February 26, 2015
I think I’m a little addicted to ads
I think that’s bad
but today I was sitting and staring at the paper trying to resist
But I ended up grabbing it anyway
and as I turned the pages
I came across… $3.99 bagels
I quickly grabbed some pants and keys
and got in the car and zoomed to the store
But as I was trying to put on my pants
while going to the store
I crashed into a light pole
So I got out and ran and ran and ran pantless
until I finally arrived
I was like
OH MY $3.99 BAGELS!!!! $3.99 BAGELS!! $3.99 BAGELS!!!
© Josh B., Willow City, ND
Similar Articles
Previous Next
JOIN THE DISCUSSION
This article has 0 comments.
Well, its about someone who is adcited to adds and really wanted bagels for $3.99. This was just something i did to be funny as a class project, its by far my best work.