Liar Liar,
Detective for Hire,
Go and find him,
tap my wire.

Trace him back,
to the Bahamas,
travel by cruise,
you know you wanna.

He's not there?
Can't he be?
Oh, despair,
I guess we'll see.

Liar Liar,
Detective for Hire,
you found him on top
of all he could aspire?

You say he went to college,
in some other state?
left for some knowledge...
got another date?

I don't believe you,
I feel like I've stepped on tacks...
Now how can I deceive you,
so I can get you back?

Liar Liar,
Detective for hire
I wanted a picture,
"you call me a liar?"

You got the picture
"He isn't the one."
"Are you for sure?"
"Yes, now have fun."

And now you search
in a different state
You paychecks stopped coming
your income delayed.

You're stuck in a rut,
don't know where to go,
for your unending hunt,
has left you puzzled so.

"Don't shoot the messenger!"
They always said.
But how can you not,
When they left you for dead?