Skandarlicious

May 2, 2011
By MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
7 articles 56 photos 367 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One heartbeat."

"Our scars remind us of where we've been; they don't dictate where we're going."
-SSA David Rossi, Criminal Minds


Four, tres, two, uno.

(Jake)
Listen up ya’ll, ‘cause this is it.
The beat that I’m diggin’ is so perfect.

(Verse 1-Aidan)
Skandarlicious definition make Emma go loco.
He wants her treasure so he gets his pleasure from her photo.
He can see her, he can’t please her.
She ain’t easy, but she make his stomach queasy.
She got reasons why she teases him.
‘Cuz, Skandar, baby, you her year-long season.

(Hook 1-Aidan)
Skandarlicious (so delicious)
But he ain’t promiscuous,
And if she was suspicious,
No worries, he’s delicious.
She blow him kisses (mmmwwahhh)
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (he’s hot, hot)
Skandarlicious (she put Skandar on rock, rock)
Skandarlicious (he wants a taste of what she got)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty).

(Verse 2-Aidan)
Skandarlicious def-
Skandarlicious def-
Skandarlicious def- (‘def’ echoes)
Skandarlicious definition make Emma go crazy
He always claims he knows her,
Goin’ to her, callin’ her Macy (Hey, Macy).
She’s the E to M, M, A, the M., the P. .
And can no other lady put it down like she.

(Hook 2-Aidan)
He’s Skandarlicious (so delicious).
His body stay vicious.
He be up in the gym, just working on his fitness.
She’s his witness (ooh, wee).
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (he’s hot, hot)
Skandarlicious (she put Skandar on rock, rock)
Skandarlicious (he wants a taste of what she got)
Skandarlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

(Vamp-Aidan)
Skandar, Skandar, Skandar,
If you really want her,
Baby, get some patience.
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
She’ll be tasty, tasty.
She’ll be laced with lacey.
She’s so tasty, tasty.
She will make you crazy.

(Jake)
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
SKAN- to -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the—hit it Stacey.

(Rap-Aidan)
Every time she turn around, Skandar always gathers ‘round,
Always looking at her up and down, looking at her (uuhh).
She just wanna say it now – she ain’t tryin’ to ‘round up drama,
She simply just wants her man, nothin’ against yo mama,
And she know she’s coming off just a little bit conceited,
And she keep on repeating how Skandar just wanna eat it,
But she’s just tryin’ to tell that she can’t be treated like clientele,
‘cuz she say he...

(Hook 3-Aidan)
Skandarlicious (so delicious)
But he ain’t promiscuous,
And if she was suspicious,
No worries, he’s delicious.
She blow him kisses (mmmwwahhh)
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (got, got, got).

Four, tres, two, uno.

His body stay vicious.
He be up in the gym, just working on his fitness.
She’s his witness (ooh, wee).
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Yeah, so Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t... (fades away)) (aye, aye, aye, aye)

(Jake)
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the… (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the… (four, tres, two, uno)
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (cuts off)


The author's comments:
This song is a sort of parody—for ‘Fergalicious’ by Fergie—for a friend of mine. She has this crazy crush on a certain Skandar Keynes. He’s an actor and is probably most known for playing Edmund in the ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’ movies. Instead of Fergie, I, of course, wrote and would sing this song for my friend, Emma, and the song would feature a good friend of mine, Jake, instead of in the original where Fergie featured Will.I.Am. Hope it gives ya lots of laughs, I know it did for me. But the funniest part of when I first showed her the finished song, was when she was embarrassed to read it all at once, for fear that someone else would see her reading and go over and see what it was. Lol Anyway, it was a laugh to write and I hope you enjoy! Also, please feel free to post all comments and rate, thanks!

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on Sep. 29 2011 at 7:30 pm
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
7 articles 56 photos 367 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One heartbeat."

"Our scars remind us of where we've been; they don't dictate where we're going."
-SSA David Rossi, Criminal Minds

aaahhhhhh, yes! So I've created something that's left you speechless, yes? :P Mission accomplished. She read it, and nearly die.d. Though her face did turn a bit red, it was hysterical. She was scared to bring it out and read it during health last year because she was afraid someone would read it over her shoulder. And now she knows its published here online But now I have to come up with another song, because although she still loves Skandar, she has another cutie now. I know him, though I have yet to get his name. He plays some British-accented kid on some Nine Lives of Chloe King tv show. So now it's come to teasing her about him, although it's not as fun as with teasing her about Skandar. XD

 

Just saying, to anyone else who reads this, she's an awesome person, and it's not mean teasing. Just the kind of teasing when you tease a friend about someone they like, or think they like. She's great, I could never mae fun of her in a mean way. :)


on Sep. 28 2011 at 8:32 pm
flyingpinkgiraffes PLATINUM, Chardon, Ohio
24 articles 0 photos 119 comments

Favorite Quote:
"When in doubt, kill your main character." ~Me
"Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere."

should i say anything...?

nah.

 


on Sep. 15 2011 at 6:32 pm
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
7 articles 56 photos 367 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One heartbeat."

"Our scars remind us of where we've been; they don't dictate where we're going."
-SSA David Rossi, Criminal Minds

Haha!! Ah, good responses, that's what I like to hear. :P Thank you. And that's what my friend(the one I wrote this for) was like. I first printed it and showed it to her at school, and she wouldn't read it at school because she was afraid and embarassed someone would see what she was reading. XP

on Sep. 14 2011 at 2:13 pm
A.PaigeTurner, San Antonio, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
You think that everybody hates you. You should really stop that.- A Good Friend

I wanted to smile so bad when I saw this, but then my mom would've wanted to know what I was reading, and I can't stand people looking over my shoulder to read.

on Aug. 31 2011 at 2:30 pm
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
7 articles 56 photos 367 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One heartbeat."

"Our scars remind us of where we've been; they don't dictate where we're going."
-SSA David Rossi, Criminal Minds

Well, thank you for taking the time to read this, you're one of the very few who has, and the only one who's commented, so thank you. :)

on Aug. 30 2011 at 7:49 pm
secrets_of_silence GOLD, Gisborne, Other
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Favorite Quote:
life had i loved the more
had it but passed away
as quietly as the day
ebbs from the darkening star.


-emanuel litvinoff

well ive never been able to do a parody so im totally jealous

on Aug. 30 2011 at 7:46 pm
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy SILVER, Chardon, Ohio
7 articles 56 photos 367 comments

Favorite Quote:
"One heartbeat."

"Our scars remind us of where we've been; they don't dictate where we're going."
-SSA David Rossi, Criminal Minds

Thanks! It's my first parody of anything really, but I suppose there's a beginning for everything. I'll get better at writing parodies, if it's the last thing I do! :P My friend that I wrote it for, Emma, she's read it, but hasn't seen it online yet.

on Aug. 30 2011 at 7:26 pm
secrets_of_silence GOLD, Gisborne, Other
12 articles 0 photos 439 comments

Favorite Quote:
life had i loved the more
had it but passed away
as quietly as the day
ebbs from the darkening star.


-emanuel litvinoff

hahha this is well done


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