Skandarlicious

May 2, 2011
Four, tres, two, uno.

(Jake)
Listen up ya’ll, ‘cause this is it.
The beat that I’m diggin’ is so perfect.

(Verse 1-Aidan)
Skandarlicious definition make Emma go loco.
He wants her treasure so he gets his pleasure from her photo.
He can see her, he can’t please her.
She ain’t easy, but she make his stomach queasy.
She got reasons why she teases him.
‘Cuz, Skandar, baby, you her year-long season.

(Hook 1-Aidan)
Skandarlicious (so delicious)
But he ain’t promiscuous,
And if she was suspicious,
No worries, he’s delicious.
She blow him kisses (mmmwwahhh)
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (he’s hot, hot)
Skandarlicious (she put Skandar on rock, rock)
Skandarlicious (he wants a taste of what she got)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty).

(Verse 2-Aidan)
Skandarlicious def-
Skandarlicious def-
Skandarlicious def- (‘def’ echoes)
Skandarlicious definition make Emma go crazy
He always claims he knows her,
Goin’ to her, callin’ her Macy (Hey, Macy).
She’s the E to M, M, A, the M., the P. .
And can no other lady put it down like she.

(Hook 2-Aidan)
He’s Skandarlicious (so delicious).
His body stay vicious.
He be up in the gym, just working on his fitness.
She’s his witness (ooh, wee).
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (he’s hot, hot)
Skandarlicious (she put Skandar on rock, rock)
Skandarlicious (he wants a taste of what she got)
Skandarlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

(Vamp-Aidan)
Skandar, Skandar, Skandar,
If you really want her,
Baby, get some patience.
Maybe then you’ll get a taste.
She’ll be tasty, tasty.
She’ll be laced with lacey.
She’s so tasty, tasty.
She will make you crazy.

(Jake)
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
SKAN- to -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the—hit it Stacey.

(Rap-Aidan)
Every time she turn around, Skandar always gathers ‘round,
Always looking at her up and down, looking at her (uuhh).
She just wanna say it now – she ain’t tryin’ to ‘round up drama,
She simply just wants her man, nothin’ against yo mama,
And she know she’s coming off just a little bit conceited,
And she keep on repeating how Skandar just wanna eat it,
But she’s just tryin’ to tell that she can’t be treated like clientele,
‘cuz she say he...

(Hook 3-Aidan)
Skandarlicious (so delicious)
But he ain’t promiscuous,
And if she was suspicious,
No worries, he’s delicious.
She blow him kisses (mmmwwahhh)
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (got, got, got).

Four, tres, two, uno.

His body stay vicious.
He be up in the gym, just working on his fitness.
She’s his witness (ooh, wee).
She put Skandar on rock, rock,
And he be runnin’ down the block just to watch what she got (four, tres, two, uno).

(Chorus)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
Yeah, so Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Skandarlicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
He’s Skandarlicious (t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t... (fades away)) (aye, aye, aye, aye)

(Jake)
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the… (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the S T E Y – Em, yo tasty.
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the… (four, tres, two, uno)
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the
SKAN- to the -DAR, to the L I C I O U S, to the SKAN-, to the -DAR, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (cuts off)





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flyingpinkgiraffes This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Sept. 28, 2011 at 8:32 pm

should i say anything...?

nah.

 

 
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy replied...
Sept. 29, 2011 at 7:30 pm

aaahhhhhh, yes! So I've created something that's left you speechless, yes? :P Mission accomplished. She read it, and nearly die.d. Though her face did turn a bit red, it was hysterical. She was scared to bring it out and read it during health last year because she was afraid someone would read it over her shoulder. And now she knows its published here online But now I have to come up with another song, because although she still loves Skandar, she has another cutie now. I know him, though I h... (more »)

 
MidnightSol said...
Sept. 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm
I wanted to smile so bad when I saw this, but then my mom would've wanted to know what I was reading, and I can't stand people looking over my shoulder to read.
 
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy replied...
Sept. 15, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Haha!! Ah, good responses, that's what I like to hear. :P Thank you. And that's what my friend(the one I wrote this for) was like. I first printed it and showed it to her at school, and she wouldn't read it at school because she was afraid and embarassed someone would see what she was reading. XP
 
miracle_of_hope said...
Aug. 30, 2011 at 7:26 pm
hahha this is well done
 
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy replied...
Aug. 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Thanks! It's my first parody of anything really, but I suppose there's a beginning for everything. I'll get better at writing parodies, if it's the last thing I do! :P My friend that I wrote it for, Emma, she's read it, but hasn't seen it online yet.
 
miracle_of_hope replied...
Aug. 30, 2011 at 7:49 pm
well ive never been able to do a parody so im totally jealous
 
MyConstRuctd_IdentiTy replied...
Aug. 31, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Well, thank you for taking the time to read this, you're one of the very few who has, and the only one who's commented, so thank you. :)
 
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