(Set to the tango)

Oh, we are the hamsters,
the cutest little things.
(rom bom bom bom)

We like running in balls and eating
sun-flow-er sees.
(rom bom bom bom)

We don’t really like to sing,
but we excel at the art of dancing!
(rom bom bom bom)

Oh, yes, we’re Hamsters—
Not gerbils, not field mice,
and sure as heck not rats!
(rom bom bom bom)

It’s true we’re rodents,
but no other rodents can dance!


Yes! We’re hamsters.
Now watch us do our dance!
(rom bom bom bom)
(bom bom-Rom bom bom-Rom bom bom—Rom Bom!)

(Click, click, click)

Oh, we are hamsters—
Fuzzy rodents that can dance!