I Kissed a Cow (Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)

June 16, 2010
By jaredwriter19 GOLD, Masontown, Pennsylvania
jaredwriter19 GOLD, Masontown, Pennsylvania
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Favorite Quote:
"If you live to be a hundred, I hope to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."
-Winnie the Pooh


This isn’t the way I usually go
Not my intention
I got so brave, milk in hand
Lost my sense of species
It’s not what I’m used to
Just want to taste you
So very milkable for you
You caught my utters

I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it

No I don’t even know you’re code
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental cow
Just cow-like nature
It’s not what
Good cows do
Not how they should be milked
My utters
Are confused
Hard to milk

I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt all right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it

Them cows, they are so magical
Soft hair, long tails, so pettable
Hard to resist, so mooable
Too good to resist them
So just give in, they’re milkable


I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it

The author's comments:
I wrote this forever ago because I'm obsessed with cows and love "I Kissed a Girl". I sing it all the time - enjoy!

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on May. 14 2011 at 7:44 pm
JoPepper PLATINUM, Annandale, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
"Freedom is the ability to not care what the other person thinks."

"Not all those who wander are lost" --JRR Tolkien

"When you are listening to music it is better to cover your eyes than your ears." --Jose' Bergamin

you shoulda' put something about hamburgers! i<3 it!!! :))

on May. 13 2011 at 4:18 pm
JoPepper PLATINUM, Annandale, Virginia
35 articles 0 photos 782 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Freedom is the ability to not care what the other person thinks."

"Not all those who wander are lost" --JRR Tolkien

"When you are listening to music it is better to cover your eyes than your ears." --Jose' Bergamin

<3 it i<3 katy perry I can't pinpoint what I like  everything was funny. :))

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on Oct. 9 2010 at 9:43 pm
We-R-3 BRONZE, Orlando, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
A picture is worth a thousand words, however it takes a real artist to turn words into pictures.

Have you heard about the new Lebron Iphone, you have to set it on vibrate because it doesn't have any rings

THAT WAS SSSSSOOOOOO FFFFUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY

on Aug. 7 2010 at 7:15 pm
DancerBabe SILVER, Tuscarawas, Ohio
9 articles 2 photos 55 comments

Favorite Quote:
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt
"Bad writers plagerize, good writers steal!"

I loved the part of "my utters are so confused"

on Aug. 1 2010 at 9:04 pm

lolololololoololoololololololololololololol

made me crack a smile :)


on Jul. 21 2010 at 6:51 pm
OfficialApprover PLATINUM, Orefield, Pennsylvania
48 articles 0 photos 1754 comments

Favorite Quote:
Grab life by the balls. -Slobberknocker
We cannot change the cards we're dealt just how we play the hand
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted
It's pretty easy to be smart when you're parroting smart people
-Randy Pausch

Haha I love that song, and I love your parody. It was hilarious:D




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