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I Kissed a Cow (Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)

This isn’t the way I usually go
Not my intention
I got so brave, milk in hand
Lost my sense of species
It’s not what I’m used to
Just want to taste you
So very milkable for you
You caught my utters

I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it

No I don’t even know you’re code
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental cow
Just cow-like nature
It’s not what
Good cows do
Not how they should be milked
My utters
Are confused
Hard to milk

I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt all right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it

Them cows, they are so magical
Soft hair, long tails, so pettable
Hard to resist, so mooable
Too good to resist them
So just give in, they’re milkable


I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it





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JoPepper said...
May 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm
you shoulda' put something about hamburgers! i<3 it!!! :))
 
JoPepper said...
May 13, 2011 at 4:18 pm
<3 it i<3 katy perry I can't pinpoint what I like  everything was funny. :))
 
Itwasamurder... said...
Oct. 9, 2010 at 9:43 pm
THAT WAS SSSSSOOOOOO FFFFUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY
 
DancerBabe said...
Aug. 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
I loved the part of "my utters are so confused"
 
AvengedJasonFold said...
Aug. 1, 2010 at 9:04 pm

lolololololoololoololololololololololololol

made me crack a smile :)

 
gymbabe This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jul. 21, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Haha I love that song, and I love your parody. It was hilarious:D
 
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