Shower Line

-to the tune of jingle bells-

Waiting in the cold
bathrobe slipping down
Hot water's running out
NOT a soothing sound

Now I've got to pee
but I can't get out of line
Cuz if I do I'll lose my place
and then I'll lost my mind

O' shower line shower line
why are you so long
a consular just cut in line
and that just seems so wrong

O' shower line shower line
why are you so long?
I hope I take a shower
by the end of this song.





Join the Discussion

This article has 3 comments. Post your own now!

dianaforfree said...
May 19, 2010 at 10:22 am
this is brilliantly humorous! love.
 
A_Fate_Unknown said...
May 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm
lol wtf, bored im guessing?
 
UnderstandMEClearlyNOW replied...
May 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm
no it was a thing for camp we each had a topic and we had to make a song so this is the shower line song :) 
 
bRealTime banner ad on the left side
Site Feedback