O Vampires

December 20, 2009
By Arluanna PLATINUM, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
Arluanna PLATINUM, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
31 articles 2 photos 99 comments

Favorite Quote:
“Mwahahahahaha! Now you are mine, Lesley-Bird, finally, at last, in my... oh, drat, forgot it had wings...”

-Phil, the youngest Kalins Uzin


O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll bathe you in gold sunlight,
I’ll take your fangs so you can’t bite
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll put a stake thorough your cold heart
Have my dogs tear you all apart
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I will shove garlic up your nose
Till it comes out your piggy toes
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
Sharpen your fangs I will remind
But my neck you’ll never find
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
With that wood stake in your brain
I bet you won’t be quite so lame
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll kill you by decapitation
So you won’t plague our old nation
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
May I ruin all that lace
Splash holy water in your face?
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll blast your face off with a tank
Dismantle you from your high rank
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
Not a drop of blood you’ll get
Not even once you’ve thrown a fit
O Vampires,
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires.
I’ll put you on a blood diet
And wonder if you’ll survive it
O Vampires
O Vampires
I’m fastening stakes to my tires!


The author's comments:
My friend Callon and I wrote this at 3 am after watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It goes to the tune of O Christmas Tree. Enjoy!

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on Mar. 13 2010 at 12:41 pm
Arluanna PLATINUM, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
31 articles 2 photos 99 comments

Favorite Quote:
“Mwahahahahaha! Now you are mine, Lesley-Bird, finally, at last, in my... oh, drat, forgot it had wings...”

-Phil, the youngest Kalins Uzin

Thanks, Milo!. I'll make sure to check out some of your stuff when I get back from the Grand Canyon.

Milo! said...
on Mar. 13 2010 at 7:55 am
I really love this. I really like how everyone can relate to this. I hope you keep writing, because this is great. You should check out some of my stuff. I think you would like it.


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