You Can Keep Your Gossip Magazines

December 8, 2009
Not gonna follow the crowd
Not gonna scream out loud
Because I saw a vampire, complete with five 'o clock shadow
Buying coffee 2 stores down
And how the hell am I supposed to know
That RPattz's fav color is blue?
That Justin Bieber's lonely on holidays?
That TSwift is in love with Drew?
Stay the f**k away from me cuz
I don't really give a s**t
About werewolves boybands skinny jeans
Zac Efron's new movie scene
Give me zombies Green Day Birkenstocks
Old Mel Brooks and manga books
Destroyed jeans and knee high socks
Stay the f**k away from me
Cuz I don't really give a s**t
This is my life, not a maazine
Yes I really mean it, let me say again
Stay the f**k away from me
I don't really give a s**t
Take your magazines and screams
Throw them off a clifftop please
Cuz if you don't keep them the f**k away from me
I might just follow them
Over the edge.
Way, way, way, over the edge.

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BrittDawn This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 21, 2010 at 2:04 pm
you are so right when you say that, all people ever want to talk about is famous, preppy annoying people. love this.
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