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I was with a couple friends
Swimming in a lake
And we were having so much fun
We'd stop for no one's sake

And that is when one of us found
A Giant Turtle Shell
And through a bit of more searching
We found the rest as well

Oh, please don't eat me giant turtle
I'm just a young boy
Please don't eat me giant turtle
Sorry if I annoy

Now I am quite paranoid
About this turtle thing
And now there is not much I do
Except stand here and sing

Then I fin'lly faced my fear
And got back in the lake
While I was lifting up some rocks
I saw a giant wake

Please don't eat me giant turtle
I'm just a young boy
Please don't eat me giant turtle
Sorry if I annoy

Then the turtle came to me
And said, "I hate that chorus.
Besides you've got the facts all wrong
I'm actually a tortoise."



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. said...
Sept. 2, 2012 at 12:17 pm
ADORABLE!!! Ha ha really a tortoise; that's funny...
 
nightgirl13 said...
Nov. 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
that was hillarious sorry if i misspelled it
 
Estelle18 replied...
Apr. 24, 2012 at 7:47 am
hahahaha this was great!!! I needed this :) 
 
GodStrongKid said...
Oct. 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm
this is really funny. I could totally imagine this being a real song.
 
mallory14 said...
Aug. 2, 2010 at 8:10 pm

i could be honest......

 

 
Lonleydandy said...
Feb. 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm
This is super cute, I have to say I love it, just because it was funny, and like a nursery rhyme. Good Job.
 
DallysGrrl said...
Feb. 6, 2010 at 11:50 am
That's really funny! Haha. Humorous and imaginative. It sounds like a cute nursery ryme!
 
Jenny said...
Nov. 13, 2009 at 11:30 pm
i like it its cute
 
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