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The beating of my broken heart, now chained and locked away, I hear much louder, through the night, than words we never say. As hollow kisses turn to dust and fall against my skin, I pray that I might find the strength to fall in love again.... (more »)

If you should find yourself lost in a book,Where certainly no one would think to look,Follow these tips to keep yourself safe, From witch, or from troll, or cold-blooded snake.Be HelpfulIf someone should ask you for a helping hand,Help without... (more »)

I promised you a story, and it's a story that I'll tell. A sad, sorrow story, of my whole life gone to hell. I've been thinking of memories in the back of my mind, I've been dwelling on tears, but it's the smiles I find. For nights, I've lied... (more »)

God is? Father mother teacher punisher big brother preacher? I will? Love serve worship adore revere Respect exalt attend obey learn fear We say God gives cause for everything We think God has purpose for the crying Kids die because God... (more »)

As they kissed for the last timeHis eyes betrayed the cruelty of his crimeShe was broken beyond repairHis last words, “Take care,”Locked into her mind they stoodWhere even death did no goodAnd hidden there in that sad placeIs the trace... (more »)

   There once was a boy named PeteWho went on a diet of meat.He missed his Life-SaversAnd all their good flavors.If only the meat had been sweet! (more »)

     I am variety; pick a topic. I do have a purpose, I simply haven’t unlocked it. My personal statement is my heart and soul: my tragedies and dreams, but most of all my goals. I am a philanthropist, ready and... (more »)

Scream is what I want to do,“These people died and where were you?”If the Coast Guard too had taken your lead,Hundreds more would have been in need.You claimed that you were unaware That 5,000 plus had just died there. But, possible? I... (more »)

I sat in the airport reading a magazineMy eyes started to wander across the sceneThey fell upon a man with dirty clothes and messy hairHe paid no attention to it, he didn’t careHe wore slim-cut jeans and a worn-out hatHe had a tattoo on his... (more »)

Thoughts are mistaken for many plots. When you think, others think not. Ideas are tarnished as you soliloquize. Eccentric as you know it, you realize; Cynical but sweet gestures relax your mind and interpreting language that does not rhyme.... (more »)