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That One Guy
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When you have no chance with a guy. You can't tell yourself a lie. He is a football player, and I'm just a swimmer. If only he would just notice me, I just might die. (more »)
Being Tall Your Enemy
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When your tall. Clothes are hard to find at the mall, you can't find true love, or even a pair of gloves. Worst thing is your judged for not being small! (more »)
Cause You Turned 15
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Time to learn how to drive. So you'll be early to arrive. Driving could be scary, or it could be merry. Time to go for your first drive. (more »)
Your Children
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Children are the best! They are not a pest. They bring so much laughter. They need looked after. You love them even when they put you to the test. (more »)
America, home of the brave
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This is America, home of the brave Known for their cruel treatment to slaves Home to animals who sleep in caves And gnarly surfers who ride on waves There's no need to be afraid America will come to your aid If you got wings they'll... (more »)
Donald Trump
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There was a man named Donald Trump Nothing but a big orange lump He said that he could run for office Then his head fell off at caucus "I GET HALF!" yelled Melania Trump (more »)
Bambi's Mother
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Fed a family of four Father, Mother, Sister, Brother A family of eyesores With patched clothing And worn out (shoe) soles Pale bellies bloating And breathing in coal Bambi’s Mother fed them- The kids who couldn’t... (more »)
How Many Pennies
By , Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
There was a woman who went out at five, She met a boy who sold lemons and limes, For five pennies for a few, But she had to refuse, For she had no five pennies but a dime! (more »)
If I were the fire...
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If I were the fire then you'd be the rain, I like to brighten others and you give them pain, I lighten up quickly yet you stay there swaying, My heart is filled with joy and you cry to bed praying, But I don't know the truth, for you... (more »)
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Life is to Short
By , Tigard, OR
There once was a girl named Blide She never bothered to live on the wild side To her dissmay... She soon passed away... Regretting never taking a bite out of the wild side. (more »)
Infrared Dreams
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She seeks a world like that in her dreams  An idea so impossible it has come to seem  A world with oceans the color of peaches Sandy Skies and sky colored beaches  A world where starlight twinkles through the day  And children... (more »)
Bring Upon Peace
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The World is in turmoil The World is in pain We seem to face this issue again and again  People have begun killing in the name of religion  But killing is not in their religion's traditions First the oceans, now the lands  The... (more »)
Crane from Ukraine
By , Tigard, OR
There once was a crane from Ukraine All the while he hoped for rain So he caused bane And made the town fly a plane and sure enough it rained That crane from Ukraine (more »)
Caged emotions
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The dim orange sky smears like paint, The world was once pure now no one's a saint, We lie and cry, And ask ourselves why, But all of our memories are forgotten and faint, Our sorrows are like cries in the wind, Hard to hear and very... (more »)
The flower
By , Vancover, Canada
A flower so in love with her face, She looked in the puddle for her grace. Ev’ry day smiling, Her face alluring, Until she wilts quickly in disgrace. (more »)
The Night Sky
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laying down I look at the sky wondering why the stars pass by their small twinkling lights like the moon light bright oh how much I love the night sky (more »)
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