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Epitaph of a Student
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Young Jackson Jeremy Connor, He was such a diligent scholar. Whenever he was free, He studied for that dreaded ACT, And pen in hand died of anxiety. (more »)
Epitaph of a Student
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Young Jackson Jeremy Connor, He was such a diligent scholar. Whenever he was free, He studied for that dreaded ACT, And pen in hand died of anxiety. (more »)
Epitaph of a Fisherman
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Our beloved Grandpa Blake, Loved to sit out on the lake. Tranquil and still as stone, On the dock he sat alone,   The water's where he sent his soul. (more »)
Epitaph of a Fisherman
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Our beloved Grandpa Blake, Loved to sit out on the lake. Tranquil and still as stone, On the dock he sat alone,   The water's where he sent his soul. (more »)
Epitaph of a Stroller
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Forever remembered: Mary Lane,   She loved to walk out in the rain. Never feared a storm’s chill, Until the fateful day she fell ill, Now her ashes claim my window sill. (more »)
Epitaph of a Stroller
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Forever remembered: Mary Lane,   She loved to walk out in the rain. Never feared a storm’s chill, Until the fateful day she fell ill, Now her ashes claim my window sill. (more »)
Epitaph of an Unlucky Girl
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Rest in peace Miss Annie Ling,   Finding pennies was her thing.   It was just her luck,   Last time Annie picked one up,   Poor girl got hit by a truck. (more »)
A cat for lunch.
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Same old spaghetti, in a pot of clay, Came all day everyday without delay. 'Mother,Oh Mother!' alteration is must, Yelled Rosa the daughter with lust. 'Oh mighty God of spices' fill me, with recipes of rats and mices. Incredulous, as it... (more »)
Gender-bias in Tigers
By , Kotte, AL
Man-eating tigers are sexist you know They pick on the bones of the men For they think it unfair when women are slow And drag the men off to their den For the rooster's more fat than the hen (more »)
Where do all the petals go? Where does failed...
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I saw it fall; I watched it fall, but I prayed that it would fly. The wind slowed down, the world went dim and I watched the poor thing die. Just the other day I peered; I took a gentle glance. The blood red petal stood so sternly, but the... (more »)
Fancy Felines
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There were cats that lived in France, They really loved to dance, After they sang their final meow, They all took their bow, And left everyone in a trance (more »)
For my oldest dog Cookie (aka Cook)
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There once was a dog called Cook, Who would give you a grumpy look, Shes loud for something so small, Her bark echoes through the wall, She'll then nap on your book. (more »)
Runaway Dog
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There once was a sneaky little dog, Who thought it would be fun To leave the house and run. He ran so fast, Many trees he passed, He was going so quick.   Over the flowers, through the garden, He thought he went so far. But to his... (more »)
My Best Friends
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My best friend is not a person, He doesn't even talk. He’s my go-to guy, That needs four legs to walk. He’s a horse by the name of Sawyer, Who is quite a big kicker. My day instantly gets better, At the sound... (more »)
Epitaph of a Whistler
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Here lies Mr. Edward Mitch, Who could whistle akin to a goldfinch. His mimic talent was great, But he must have angered the Fates, For a bird hunter shot him by mistake. (more »)
Trump
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America has elected Donald Trump turning this country into a toxic waste dump. His views are old-fashioned, rhetoric persuasively passioned, somebody needs to impeach this chump. (more »)
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