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Rainbow Series: Red
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Our face as we feel your embarrassment and shame When you poke fun but don’t know our name My heart as it beats faster and faster The silence as you cause a disaster The color of your targets as you better your aim The apple you had for... (more »)
The Storm
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It started with rain Against the window pain Thunder and lightning Became very frightening It was a hurricane (more »)
The Tortoise That Thought he Could Swim
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There once was a tortoise who thought that he could swim So everyday he went to play But in the end it looked grim This tortoise was resilient And he would never give up By the pond he’d stay till he found a way In the water he would... (more »)
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Teach your children by example
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Teach your children by example Show them how to resist temptation And not to let the world trample them or drag them by their condemnation Turn knowledge known into knowledge shown Walk with them and show them the way For some day they... (more »)
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That One Guy
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One lonely man in a bar Drives an old rusty car Bought a few drinks  Peed in the sink  No longer allowed in the bar. (more »)
The Fairy
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A fairy who sleeps in a tree Next to her tall cup of tea Woke up in a haste  Lost her toothpaste  And she still needs to pee (more »)
My Sister's Car
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My sister just got a cat I was not happy about that It runs through the house While chasing a mouse Desttroying my habitat  (more »)
Spring madness
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Singing with the birds We sit and eat our curds Peepers croak I almost choke We are just a bunch of nerds (more »)
Our life
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Our Life is beautiful in every way But it can also easily be taken away For we are not promised tomorrow So we should live without dread and sorrow We should live life to it’s fullest We should stand up and make a difference Take a... (more »)
Voices
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Pain is an unbearable thing But it’s not greater than the voices that say “You’ll never make it in life,” But they cannot hear the voices that are screaming inside They curse and they swear, They fill up my head, and... (more »)
The Joker
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There once was a girl who’s a joker So much so she couldn’t play poker She laugh so hard And discard all her cards So one day her friends went and choked her (more »)
A Snowstorm
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The fire is burning bright at night, The moon is shining bright with light The breeze is blowing, The snow is tumbling, I am falling through the night. (more »)
A Hopeful Romantic With No Crush This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.
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I do not have a crush. No one that makes me blush or get tongue-tied when they say “Hi.” Nobody who gives my butterflies when they pass by. No one I long to sit next to in class, and no one to take my sass before... (more »)
What rhymes with title?
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Finding a word that rhymes Is as hard as asking a mime Leaving both of us in silence All I’m asking for is compliance Is this even worth my time This project is splitting my head into thirds I wish I was free as birds Though this pen... (more »)
My Life
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They say everyone equal to me How could that be I am equip with the best gear I go into war with no fear When they see me they flee (more »)
The Nightmares of Students
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For hours a day just we just sit and wait, Knowing very well they don’t know the weight, The stress pulling us down, down in the dumps, Focus now and you won’t be a chump, “Eat, sleep, live school, no time for a date”, Beware of... (more »)
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