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Life Story
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I come from Pine sol. From a OCD mom with everything neat The constant smell of Pine sol all over the house. Getting complaints for not drying the sink out. I come from Nintendo. From the plumber in the red suit. And boy who... (more »)
Poet's Block
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I tried to create a poem I had no words to say I wrote something down Hoping my teacher would say okay I thought for many hours Nothing came to mind It took me five minutes To write all these 16 lines I will submit this tomorrow... (more »)
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The man with a House
Limerick A boy once created a house Unluckily it contained a lot of mouse He sent in his cat In turn the cat got fat Now with his success he searched for a spouse (more »)
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Kittens and Mittens
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There once was a cat named Mittens. She then had a lot of kittens. They were scary. They were hairy. On the floor they were just a sittin’.   (more »)
My Dog Dave
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My dog Dave is always very happy. His black fur is often very nappy. He constantly drools. He jumps in the pool. He cheers me up when my days are crappy (more »)
Ed Sheeran
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There was a ginger from England He enjoyed products from Kingston He played the guitar Wished upon a star He then traveled the globe singin' (more »)
Mr. Von X
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Mr. Von X Went to bed with effects Of snuff and besides. He cursed with five slurs He stumbled quite chur-lishly And paid no mind to his maid's premise. (more »)
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Marriage
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There once was a girl who dreamed of marriage, Who got swept away in a wedding carriage, Until push came to shove, and there was no hope for love, So she wept with such a disparage    (more »)
Ed Sheeran
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There was a Ginger from England He enjoyed products from Kingston He played guitar Wished upon a star He now travels the globe singin' (more »)
To Those Who Judge
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I may stutter and splutter and stammer, And I have the good looks of a hammer, But I'd like you to know, That although I don't flow, In my head I'm correcting your grammar. (more »)
debugging
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Bugs, don't give your hugs don't behave as thugs stay away from my jugs and rugs. (more »)
How Doth the Wind Blows?
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How Doth the wind blows? as it hums a soft tune I will go where it goes until my journeys end I travel with the wind For there is no greater companion then thee. Some may say i'm a drifter but there is no truth in that. For it is in... (more »)
Elsewhere
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The water is still and unwavering. The air is crisp and cool. The frizbee flies through the air like a bird in flight Dodging trees throughout the night   It flies alone searching for it's thrower It flies through rain and snow... (more »)
Where Were You?
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I got home early that day, An event that was rare, There was no one in sight, And my parents weren’t there. ‘Where are they?’ I worried and thought to myself, ‘They’re probably still at work’, Not anywhere else. I wanted to... (more »)
Poem.
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Poems come and poems go  Some just don't have the right flow But every now and then You find another ten  And all you can do is say whoa  (more »)
Idle autumn’s Day
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Idle autumn’s Day An idle bower harbors the Warbler, As mellow mizzle dampens the understory. Sharpened soil frosted dark and dewy, Sentinel he perches atop an accented gully. And staunch, with breast distended wholly Crooned a rotund... (more »)
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