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The Forest
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Walking down the dark alley, plastic bags all around. I come out at the end,  see the forest that you found. The grass, so green, seems so out of place. But I guess that's how it is in outer space. (more »)
Anger
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Flash, flame, fury Heat, anger, frustration So angry you can cause a volcano to erupt You stomp your feet You throw your hands into the air You let a floor rumbling roar Your shriek get’s heard around the world Loud enough to give a... (more »)
Late Night Limerick
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I don't have the mind to fantasize, Nor do I have skill to improvise. Limericks are hard, I am caught off guard, But I swear - I'd never plagiarize. (more »)
Mahone and the i-pad
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There was once a man named Mahone          Who would always use his phone          His wife complained about his habit          But he always dashed away like a rabbit          One day the wife could take it... (more »)
Mahone and the i-pad
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There was once a man named Mahone          Who would always use his phone          His wife complained about his habit          But he always dashed away like a rabbit          One day the wife could take it... (more »)
My Dog Zeus
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My dog Zeus is black and brown. All he ever does is run around. He loves to smile. He runs for a while; And never seems to lay down. (more »)
My Dog Zeus
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My dog Zeus is black and brown. All he ever does is run around. He loves to smile. He runs for a while; And never seems to lay down. (more »)
Quite Awhile
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It's been quite a while Since I've seen you last And my heart longs For the days of the past When it was just me and you When it was us against the world When we were nothing more Than just a boy and a girl When your eyes were filled with hope And... (more »)
Hiding Love
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Love is hard to find. Not just for the blind. Two people have to find it, cause if only one finds love it's not a good fit. Just keep an open mind. (more »)
That One Guy
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When you have no chance with a guy. You can't tell yourself a lie. He is a football player, and I'm just a swimmer. If only he would just notice me, I just might die. (more »)
Being Tall Your Enemy
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When your tall. Clothes are hard to find at the mall, you can't find true love, or even a pair of gloves. Worst thing is your judged for not being small! (more »)
Cause You Turned 15
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Time to learn how to drive. So you'll be early to arrive. Driving could be scary, or it could be merry. Time to go for your first drive. (more »)
Your Children
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Children are the best! They are not a pest. They bring so much laughter. They need looked after. You love them even when they put you to the test. (more »)
America, home of the brave
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This is America, home of the brave Known for their cruel treatment to slaves Home to animals who sleep in caves And gnarly surfers who ride on waves There's no need to be afraid America will come to your aid If you got wings they'll... (more »)
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Donald Trump
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There was a man named Donald Trump Nothing but a big orange lump He said that he could run for office Then his head fell off at caucus "I GET HALF!" yelled Melania Trump (more »)
How Many Pennies
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There was a woman who went out at five, She met a boy who sold lemons and limes, For five pennies for a few, But she had to refuse, For she had no five pennies but a dime! (more »)
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