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A Snowstorm
By , MODESTO, CA
The fire is burning bright at night, The moon is shining bright with light The breeze is blowing, The snow is tumbling, I am falling through the night. (more »)
A Hopeful Romantic With No Crush This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.
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I do not have a crush. No one that makes me blush or get tongue-tied when they say “Hi.” Nobody who gives my butterflies when they pass by. No one I long to sit next to in class, and no one to take my sass before... (more »)
What rhymes with title?
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Finding a word that rhymes Is as hard as asking a mime Leaving both of us in silence All I’m asking for is compliance Is this even worth my time This project is splitting my head into thirds I wish I was free as birds Though this pen... (more »)
The Nightmares of Students
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For hours a day just we just sit and wait, Knowing very well they don’t know the weight, The stress pulling us down, down in the dumps, Focus now and you won’t be a chump, “Eat, sleep, live school, no time for a date”, Beware of... (more »)
My Life
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They say everyone equal to me How could that be I am equip with the best gear I go into war with no fear When they see me they flee (more »)
My Dog Named Froggy
By , Peoria, IL
I once had a dog named Froggy. She loved to play when it was Foggy! I taught her fast, fun flips. While I crunched on some chips. Wow, I really love my doggy! (more »)
Chicago
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There once was a man from Chicago In Lake Michigan he liked to row Skyscrapers standing so tall Like the monument at our Nation's mall It's a great place to know! (more »)
Old Jack
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There once was a guy named Jack. He had a big o'le back. He slipped and fell, and lived to tell. Where is that big O'le back. (more »)
Seaman
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Seaman the dog, one of the best, Traveled with the Corps out to the west. He was loyal and brave, The explorer’s fave, To improve him, nothing to suggest! (more »)
Everything
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You were everything to me The light at the dawning of spring You were kind You were mine Oh, why did I leave (more »)
An Ode to Pigs
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Dear, pig you make me want to do a jig. Why you say because your just so big. This may sound cheesey by you grown kind of beastly. So big, and round you are oh!! Dear pig I love you to the moon and back! I wish I could pat you on the... (more »)
antarctica
By , peoria, IL
Antarctica was discovered When snow was covered Antarctica is a ice chamber  And the mountains are forming glaciers Antarctica was once undiscovered (more »)
antarctica
By , peoria, IL
Antarctica was discovered When snow was covered Antarctica is a ice chamber  And the mountains are forming glaciers Antarctica was once undiscovered (more »)
Mat Rap
By , Peoria, IL
I rolled up my mat. Then I grabbed my cat. My cat must have weighed 1,000 pounds. It wriggled out and took great bounds. Then my cat sat on the mat. (more »)
Soda Pop
By , Atmautluak, AR
The mouse once saw a mop In a precious poop 'o pop FIZZ! It went  The mouse wondered what it men, Then it suddenly slipped on the pop And landed on the mop! (more »)
Woods
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Through the woods we go, Walking through the weeds that crowd. Trip! Thump! We go down. (more »)
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