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House on Fire
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House on fire, engulfed in flames It must have been completely insane But I did it, I ran inside it I did it. I could have been eaten in those flames, But it would have been a shame if I had not tired Try, tried, for there was something in... (more »)
Eugene
By , Eugene, OR
The summers always hot And the winters are always not Sometimes the rain makes me sad And sometimes the sun burns me bad But leave here I will not! (more »)
Eugene
By , Eugene, OR
The summers always hot And the winters are always not Sometimes the rain makes me sad And sometimes the sun burns me bad But leave here I will not! (more »)
To My Valentine
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To my valentine: I love you more than I love The feeling in my stomach after I vomit Giving up on hope; going “screw it.” Starting an essay, being nowhere close to done The numbness in my legs after going for a run. I love you more... (more »)
theBottom
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“I know it may not look like much to you, but to me, this is a treasure item that I’ve carried with me for 10 years, my square button.” It's just a button, but I felt that if I knew why it meant so much to her. When she was seven years... (more »)
The Reality of Fishing
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  There once was a young boy who was wishing That someday he will get to go fishing But when he actually went His patience was spent And he went home with his wet boots squishing (more »)
Extra Credit
By , Lucas, OH
There once was a student in Lucas Who had to get all As in English. She entered in this rhyme In almost no time And now has an A with this finished (more »)
Broken Man
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I watched a man break down last night Though his mouth and eyes were out of sight I felt it quiver i felt it run I felt his pain and where it's from It's help he needs though he's alone He holds no hate his eyes have shown There is no room... (more »)
My Ancestors
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My ancestors came from a land, That is brave and beautiful and overall grand, They sung and danced all through the night, They never backed down from a fight, They always make their stand. (more »)
central Illinois for real This work is considered exceptional by our editorial staff.
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There was once a boy from Illinois A land rich of corn and soy  But he wasn't a farmer Nor much of a charmer So he had to become a cowboy  (more »)
The Sun
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A light, bright in the sky and kicks goodnights goodbye. It is amazing and outstanding but is supremely enchanting to everyone as the heat intensifies. (more »)
The Sun
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A light, bright in the sky and kicks goodnights goodbye. It is amazing and outstanding but is supremely enchanting to everyone as the heat intensifies. (more »)
thoughts on sunday morning
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there once was a ruler who left he retreated nimble and deft then his creatures died but they never cried their purpose in life bereft   the creatures from grace soon fell and slandered of heaven and hell the kingdom rotted their... (more »)
AP Exams
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AP exams are arduous at best Every part of the curriculum put on the test Multiple choice options work me to the bone And writing skillls I must hone So in the end, I may finally rest (more »)
Bag of Chips
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Crushed and beaten to the core Left abandoned on the floor The site looked depressed As one cleaned the mess Oh bag of chips we adore  (more »)
Mrs. Moe
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I knew someone named Moe and little did she know that she'd fall in love soon with a stinky haired baboon Woah Mrs. Moe (more »)
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