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Procrastination
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When I have to do schoolwork I am always fair I work hard, typing away with good intent and care But then after a good half an hour My motivation turns sour I wonder what's going on over there... (more »)
Procrastination
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When I have to do schoolwork I am always fair I work hard, typing away with good intent and care But then after a good half an hour My motivation turns sour I wonder what's going on over there... (more »)
The Train
There once was a trian that had no name This train with no name walked with a cane He got stuck in the loo While taking a poo The train was in pain with nothing to gain (more »)
English
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English is a haven for fans of foreign glory From forbidden romance to curses and all things gory There are no games or confusion Just the author's illusions But grammar, that's another story (more »)
Story of the Hooligan
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a young lad lived in a castle  the gooks he gave such a hastle that when he did steal they made up a deal arsenic cake for the rascal (more »)
Pandora's Box
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my feelings are trapped in a box a box that has several locks Pandora unlocked and got quite a shock now the whole world is weighted with rocks (more »)
A Smile Is Contagious
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We must learn to love, You could push and shove, But wouldn't you rather make a person smile? Maybe their smile would last a while, A smile is contagious; wear yours like a glove. (more »)
Novocaine Love
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Electric shots of novocaine Heart screaming to my mind Only your face keeps me sane As I think long into the night Silver tongue's words are useless My hands are unable to write You've rendered my soul speechless Focusing out of... (more »)
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Fat Cat
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There was a cat, Who laid on a mat- The cat was too fat, To get off the mat. That fat cat on the mat. (more »)
Oceans
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The ocean is immensely vast. Sailors most often use a mast to get around the water, the boat feels like a teeter-totter. God forbid it becomes overcast. (more »)
Front Door
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The boy walks to the front steps of her door, He does it with courage as he is afraid no more, She peeks outside and finds herself in his presence She says yes as she can’t come up with a sentence, He’s glad he came to his senses and did... (more »)
Alarm
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One day I flew up in a balloon Far over the glistening moon Stars winked at the sight Kissing the day goodnight My alarm clock went off too soon! (more »)
Punctuality
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A man was running on the fly Were he late once again he would die All the land he would cover For seeing his lover Only to hear a “goodbye” (more »)
An Ode To Silence
"Let us leave," Her glance said to I.  Across the blissful mountains,  To the land across the sky.  We must go  As to visit,  So that when I gaze beyond the stars,  Your face is what it will inhibit.  Retreating,  To the... (more »)
Fire VS. Ice
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This is a world full of hate  And she was to little to late Her eyes turned ice as the would set fire She said all was a lier I dont know what to do And it's all because of you With you iced up eyes All she knows is lies People... (more »)
My Only Wish
By , Merritt Island, FL
I wake up at six thirty, Then take a shower because I feel dirty. Being tired in the morning makes me look like a ghost, I become hungry so I go and fix myself some toast. Eight O'Clock is the time I have to leave, Being late is my... (more »)
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