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Daily Schedule
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I go to the school each day And go to my classes and stay Until the bell rings Then my heart, it sings ‘Cause I can go home and play (more »)
The Blind Mole
Something came out of that hole. Well what do you know it’s a mole. He heard something from behind. But he couldn’t see because he is blind. Bam! He just hit a pole. (more »)
Broken Home
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Broken home, Here alone. Silent tears, With blackened fears. Hatred filled, Cause darkness killed. The one I love, Floats above. He can't return, He'll watch me burn. I did wrong. Now I'm gone, Stuck in fire, with... (more »)
Broken Home
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Broken home, Here alone. Silent tears, With blackened fears. Hatred filled, Cause darkness killed. The one I love, Floats above. He can't return, He'll watch me burn. I did wrong. Now I'm gone, Stuck in fire, with... (more »)
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The Girl From Mars
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There once was a girl from Mars. She liked to steal everyone's cars. But one day she got caught, And even though she fought, She still ended up behind bars. (more »)
If you can love a cat...
By , St.Charles, MO
Orange cats. Brown cats. Black cats too. Some cats like to snuggle with you. They hiss. They meow. They purr all day. One thing for sure. Cats are bae. Fat cats. Skinny cats. Hairless cats as well. Their eyes can be green, black and... (more »)
I Finally See
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You are more than complicated, more than broken. There is no word or phrase that can be spoken... That can be used... To define you You are a labyrinth full of twist and turn and stairs You are full of halls and empty doors that lead... (more »)
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Maddy's Song
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My life hasn't been a fairytale But I've come to know it so well I came from a broken home I always was alone And then I found him Instead of drowning I could swim He was my whole life For once there was happiness instead of strife But... (more »)
I Dismiss You
Everyone says you’re smart, sexy, and beautiful                         All those redeeming qualities right under your cuticle.                 Even teachers look upon you as their shining night                  ... (more »)
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The Plea of the Introvert
By , Albuquerque, NM
I'm just a fly upon a wall Above a lound and crowded hall Looking down and seeing all But never joining in   I'm just a little dry wallflower Perched upon a crumbling tower Who contemplates with passing... (more »)
Optimism, Pessimism, Realism
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Is it not amazing how wonderful things are? With fancy new gizmos and shiny new cars? And is it not obvious how some can’t afford them. To live without nourishment, water and clothing. But what about all of the wonderment in nature? And... (more »)
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XD Jerry Maguire and Fire
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If I were to say that I'd die in a fire, Then I would become a little big liar. For nobody knows, when we are to go, except maybe Jerry Maguire. (more »)
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Behind the Happiness
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Bullets rip a heart in two. Nobody notices or has a clue. Shots fire over and over as I pain on a smile. The same routine I've known for a while. A smile is put on and a bounce in my step. I flip my hair and joke and out up a wall of... (more »)
Gambling
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Beautiful sweet with a hint of spice Warm scarlet lips as cold as ice A word to the wise She’s wrapped in layers of lies But her eyes tempt a roll of the dice (more »)
Smacking Jack
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There once was a boy named Jack Who would eat with a very loud SMACK People would stare Most would just glare But Jack never looked back! (more »)
How I View Politics
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There lives a donkey and an elephant,  Who once argued over one little cent.   They shouted and they pulled  In heat and bitter cold Until plunk! down the drain the penny went!   (more »)
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