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Smacking Jack
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There once was a boy named Jack Who would eat with a very loud SMACK People would stare Most would just glare But Jack never looked back! (more »)
How I View Politics
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There lives a donkey and an elephant,  Who once argued over one little cent.   They shouted and they pulled  In heat and bitter cold Until plunk! down the drain the penny went!   (more »)
Girl With Long Hair
There once was a girl with long hair. Who spke little to none if she dared. So she stayed quite alert, so she couldnt get hurt. And hid behind her long hair. (more »)
Drunk Duck
By , Brighton, MA
Once upon a time there was a fat duck who worked a whole day and earned a buck but he spent it on beer and crashed into a deer and oh well, that sucks for you, duck. (more »)
The Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life,...
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There once was a giant machine It grumbled, it mumbled, it was keen. It said, "42", People had no clue As to what on earth that could mean. (more »)
The Dude from Nantucket
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A Limerick: There once a dude from Nantucket Who lived a giant, old bucket He screamed at the traffic His whole demographic Would yell back at him, “Hey, suck it!” (more »)
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Harry There once was a man named Harry. Everybody thought he was scary. Kids should beware. Before they get scared. He had a dog named Parry. (more »)
I Plead
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What is wrong with me? Down on my knees i plead! Tell me what it is I have done, for I am done with this run. Locked away and living alone, a mountian of dispair and guilt is my throne. I don't understand why happiness has been... (more »)
The End of the Semester
As the first semester is coming to a close, It's known for being stressful and everyone knows. Full of cramming, coffee, and study guides, It's the time when students are sleep deprived. Some succeed while running on minimal sleep and... (more »)
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Love Over Seas
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When I think of distance, I think of pain Take for instance, me without you there is no gain I will never forget that smile that can be seen across a mile When I use to hear your heart beat all I wanted to do was move my feet and walk right... (more »)
The Gowned Dog
By , Pasadena, CA
There once was a dog of brown Whose favorite outfit was a gown When he looked in the mirror It became clearer That all he was missing was a crown (more »)
The girl from Texas
There once was a girl from Texas Who only dated ones with a Lexus One day she met a boy with a Camry who told her he accepted her dowry She nearly threw up her breakfast! (more »)
Bubblegum Girl
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We know those girls far too well, Those girls that as far as anyone could tell, At any moment could fall into a well. They twirl their hair, smack their gum, Yak into their phone, since she was young. They dont pay attention to a... (more »)
Childhood paradox
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Doing time, for crimes i didn't commit. Not to say there's accusations, but rather assumptions. That's what drives me to quit. How can i act like an adult, when you treat me like a child? I can be ambitious, but i'm not wild. I colour... (more »)
Reign of the School King
By , Arcadia, CA
Bear witness to dictator's birth! He showed us a tyranny's worth. A one and a two, The magic was true: Great ruler of ill-natured mirth. (more »)
Home of the Free
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There once was a cop who was white Who thought his decision was right To shoot a poor boy And then to play coy Since the media would lock it up tight (more »)
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