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So I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do Everything I say is 100% true I'm going to stand in the pouring rain I'll pretend I don't feel any of the pain I'll try to warn her I'll try to keep the world from falling... (more »)

There once lived a dancing buffoon Whom people called 'nut' and 'a loon.' He wiggled his body With dance moves so naughty It caused the ladies to swoon. (more »)

Once, there was a turtle who lived near the ocean, And everything it did was in slow motion. It had a green shell with many spots, And it loved to climb along all the rocks. She was never in a hurry -- nor day, nor night And enjoyed to bask... (more »)

Meet me under the willow so massive and green Meet me under the willow were we are nothing of what we seem Where I touched that snake and giggled with glee Where you fell off the top branch and nearly broke your knee Where i found out... (more »)

Google sparks my imagination So i learned more about impregnation My boyfriends a jerk But he does good work So now I have baby frustration (more »)

Beauty is in the soul. Don't take off your clothes. You're even beautiful. Even with your legs closed. (more »)

My mood is set my eyes are blurry My vision is red with depression and fury don't know who to seek or where to run I told you my heart and your reply was none It's like my life is on fast forward And I'm helpless and... (more »)

Danced all night while I hurt all day. Disguises are such a common lie Reaching your voicemail threatens me to break. But, I'm stronger than you'd like. I've found a way to numb the pain that has scarred me from your... (more »)

Growing up so fast. Childhood wont last. Worse thing I know? I wont be going home. Tears fill my eyes. Not gonna cry. Can't help myself. Gonna need your help. Stay by me. Never, ever leave. Keep my dreams alive. After childhood... (more »)

Brows crinkled, confused Problems swarming on the page Fractions,angles… Math (more »)