Where Do Babies Come From? This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine.

November 18, 2013
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Astral shuttles, streaking, dropping
Baby-bearing bubbles popping
Chem reactions for baby brew
Dreamt-up visions 'tween me and you
Eating seeds, growing, retching
Fishing, baiting, baby catching
Gumball babies for a quarter
Hailing babies, sounding mortar
Infomercials, sold on the phone
Junkyard scraps to build your own
Knitted up with some special string
Lightning-born with a sudden zing
Magic genie to grant your wish
Nine-month oven-baked baby dish
Ostrich eggs cracking, breaking
Play-Doh baby, sculpting, making
Quest-assigned for the baby grail
Resent the app sent in the mail
Sneezing, surprise baby snot
Three-D printed little tot
UFOs drop them from the sky
Volcanic-erupted babies fly
Washed up on sands, left to rest
X-marked buried baby chests
You never know where they'll be!
Zero true from A to Z?

I think my parents lied to me.

This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. This piece has been published in Teen Ink’s monthly print magazine.

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Wontgiveup17 said...
Jul. 8, 2014 at 12:02 am
Hahaha I love this sooo much!!!! Fantastic job, keep up the incredible work!!!
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